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Land Surfing

A wicked sport invented in Atlanta, GA.

It is performed sitting in a lawn chair which rests on top of a skateboard. The rig is then used to roll down steep roads and hills. Land Surfing gives the illusion to be dangerous, but in reality if you possess common sense, it is completely safe and fun.

Usually a beginner will pick relatively easy hills then after a few rounds will be ready to take on much steeper and difficult roads.

Warning: Wear a fucking helmet. You're not cool just because you think you're tough. Smashing into a mailbox without a helmet facilitates your need for stitches.

Rarely known as: "Lawn Surfing"
Tom: Holy shit, I'm extravagantly bored.
Dave: Would you like to go land surfing?
Tom: Most definitely!
by Tom February 19, 2006
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jack-off

1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation
Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.

Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.

Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.
by Tom April 12, 2006
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meep

a barely peceptible sheen on the surface of a stringy substance in the light of dusk.
The word is used when describing edible trash removed from a dumpster for the purpose of dining.
"People have this perception that it's gross or dirty, but as long as you can see the meep, you won't get sick. It's a real feast".
by Tom June 17, 2006
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I.D.S.T.

le defention: 'if destroyed still true', the usage: i love shazné IDST (use "padlock" if love is beyond comprehesion to the average shmo)
daron loves SHanzné I.D.S.T. padlock
by tom June 18, 2006
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stupididly

The utmost in stupidity. Not very sound by nature.
I stupididly left my oven on when I left home last week.
by Tom June 19, 2006
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ridiculonk

That story was so ridiculonk they should put you in jail!
by Tom June 19, 2006
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bainspiration

Today's bainspiration is: "Drive past nine, she's fine"
by Tom June 19, 2006
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