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A pissant, white, upper-middle class, central-Jersey town that is the donut hole of Edison and somehow has both an exit from the turnpike and the parkway AND a nearby amtrak stop.
by tom January 12, 2004
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Get the times mug.This is the most ghetto town on the face of the earth. There are so many hardcore gangsters that you will cry when you try to walk through the streets of miller place. You can not walk through this town with out a huge GAT
Man millerplace is so ghetto we cant go through there with out bumpin into a huge gangster that would want to shoot us.
by Tom February 27, 2005
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