TOm's definitions

doltswagen

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.

Second-hand value? Zero.

I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.

by Tom November 3, 2003

at the gates

Awsome fukkin metal band.

Best song:Suicide Nation

"hey bob how was that at the gates concert?"
BOB: My ears are still bleeding!!1!

by Tom April 28, 2004

smfc

suck my fucken cock.

You can smfc you HOE!

by tom July 26, 2004

jibbi

The Owner Of A Popular Chat-Room Called HABBO HOTEL.
It does not mean that you stab someone, if you want to say you stabbed someone, the correct word is CHIB! (See Owen I Told U!)

''Look Theres Jibbi!''
''Who's Jibbi?''
''The Manager Of Habbo Hotel!''

by Tom January 9, 2004

nine

A fuckin girl who acts like a dirty nucca

Yo check that nine out what a fucker

by Tom April 16, 2003

Pretenda-Jew

A non-Jew who pretends to be Jewish. Most of the time to fit into certin social circles.

Gary acts Jewish, he was at Shabbat dinner, but he's really a Pretenda-Jew!

by Tom February 3, 2008

brew

To build up reserves of stomach gasses that when released cause nausea and social expulsion. Food sources that can assist this physical activity range from cabbage to kebabs

Shit y'all, I'm holding a brew thats gonna sink this ship fucktards

by tom December 19, 2003