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Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.
Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"
by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006
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stupid

blind faith and trust iin either an idea, a pre-conceived and/or mistaken idea, diverting one's recognition of fact based in reality in lieu of a favorable perspective concerning people, places, things.... ideas and etcetera.
I am stupid. I am stupid, I am stupid, I am stupid, how blind,
by THE REAL JULIA December 7, 2006
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once in a lifetime

something so incredible i happens once in a lifetime, regardless of deserving
Once in a lifetime, uttelry impossible.
by THE REAL JULIA December 7, 2006
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joke

a thing. a funny thing. no meaning. no purpose. purely for amusemeny.
joke. i am a joke. i was a joke. now i am a bigger joke.
by THE REAL JULIA December 7, 2006
mugGet the jokemug.

Love

The number one hook to bring a girl to her knees. Best used while lying....
Tell me you love me....I believe you every time.
by THE REAL JULIA February 25, 2007
mugGet the Lovemug.

Julia

Traditional meaning of this name is from the Latin as the feminine form of Julius. It was meant to depict a soft downy face.
Today's meaning is far reaching in its scope due to the depth of individuals possessing the name of Julia. Contemporary definitions include the following traits:
Humility despite obvious giftedness.
Grace under fire.
Sexual prowess, and allure.
Charismatic qualities often resulting in captivated audiences.
Leadership strengths so as never to consist of follower behaviors.
Eccentric yet elegant tastes in men, clothing, hair, cuisine, and jewelry.
Compassion and kindness that knows no bounds and remains intact and available to persons regardless of their merit or past actions against a Julia.
Lacking in vanity, jealousy, obscenity, or the unappealing physical traits so common of other persons that are unfortunate to not have been named Julia.
Intellectual superiority is often attributed to said persons named Julia, though they do not flaunt this grand trait, nor do they hold a lack of intellect against those not born with the fortune of parents that would designate them with such a prestigious name as that of Julia.
Complexion so pure and luminescent that age is evaded with no neccessary measures of chemical peels, plastic surgeries, nor make-up concealers.
Socially, a Julia, shows ease and grace often owning a poularity unparalleled by the nameless masses flocking to said Julia.
That girl is so sweet, kind, unforgettable, sexy, compassionate, alluring, smart, flawless and humbly never notices that she is so great! She must be a Julia, who else could stand to be so wonderful and not advertise.
by THE REAL JULIA September 4, 2008
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