TEEG's definitions

tits on a skewer

I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.

by TEEG February 11, 2006

stuff you

Referring to the first, yes it is derived from STFU which means "shut the fuck up" Stuff you is a tamer version more widely accepted, yet still holds the same message of shutting up.

dude: hey why dont you see me some time?

chick: stuff you and go away!

by TEEG April 9, 2006

meow mix

what I like to say when I see a bunch of different kinds of cats in one setting.

wow, some meow mix you've got going on here...

by TEEG April 3, 2006

dog pile

a: a literal pile of dogs
b: dog doo
c: what I call a bunch of different kinds of dogs in one setting.

a: aww the puppies are nestled into a dog pile.
b: eww I stepped in a dog pile!
c: oh, wow, some dog pile here, hope you dont have a meow mix or there will be trouble.

by TEEG February 19, 2006

face spank

To slap someone's face with such force it makes the cheeks bright red and swollen like a regular spank does to one's behind.

She Wouldn't leave me alone so I Face Spanked her

by TEEG January 28, 2009

STFUper powers

The power to make people STFU (shut the **ck up)
another glorious turd of internet speak.
play on the words super powers

STFUper powers, activate! Form of Ball gag!

by TEEG November 4, 2009

meow mix

A: a popular brand of cat food, even though your cat wont touch it.
B: Several different species of cats living in the same environment.

A: ( wont say due to shameless product placement reasons) :P

B: wow, some Meow mix you have in here. never seen a Sphinx and a persian get along so well, you figure the sphinx would be jelous.

by TEEG April 9, 2006