13 definitions by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII
After being the target of an insult or diss, the recipient is at a loss for words & has no comeback. On the way out of the building walking down the stairs they think of a great comeback they SHOULD have used.
Insulter: “You think you’re hot shit but you’re nothing but a smartass.”
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"
Recipient: “err… I’m gonna leave now”
**on the way down the stairs**
Recipient thinks “Damn! I should have said that being a smartass is better than being a dumbass....
Grrr another opportunity lost with a stairway comeback"
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008
YAFI: You're All Fucking Idiots
Acronym to be used in instances where the SF Stupidity Factor limits have been exceeded by a group other than your own. It allows you to convey your opinion of the group in open air to your colleagues in a discreet manner.
Most effective when inserted nonchalantly into conversation with the group in question in such a manner as to not raise suspicion (neutral tone and nodding are recommended for a successful implementation). Maximum results are yielded when you are accompanied by one or more cohorts who have knowledge of the term.
Acronym to be used in instances where the SF Stupidity Factor limits have been exceeded by a group other than your own. It allows you to convey your opinion of the group in open air to your colleagues in a discreet manner.
Most effective when inserted nonchalantly into conversation with the group in question in such a manner as to not raise suspicion (neutral tone and nodding are recommended for a successful implementation). Maximum results are yielded when you are accompanied by one or more cohorts who have knowledge of the term.
Doug: OK, well that didn't work due to YAFI, so what is the next step?
Others: We have to get back to you on that.
Others: We have to get back to you on that.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 12, 2005
SF: Stupidty Factor
Acronym adjective for the description of the mental density of people (or distinct lack thereof), possibly in a covert manner to your co-workers/friends
Acronym adjective for the description of the mental density of people (or distinct lack thereof), possibly in a covert manner to your co-workers/friends
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
girl: lemme see your schlong
boy: ok, here
girl: Ahaha! that's more of a schlittle!!!
*boy runs away*
boy: ok, here
girl: Ahaha! that's more of a schlittle!!!
*boy runs away*
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005
Acronym: Foot In Mouth Syndrome
Refers to the disorder which manifests itself when you inappropriately make a statement at an inopportune moment, often deemed irrecoverable - thus you have inserted your foot into your mouth.
Typically followed with embarassment & many apologies, or a tacit understanding about your position.
Refers to the disorder which manifests itself when you inappropriately make a statement at an inopportune moment, often deemed irrecoverable - thus you have inserted your foot into your mouth.
Typically followed with embarassment & many apologies, or a tacit understanding about your position.
John: "The boss is being a complete idiot - he's gotta start listening to reason"
Bob (whispers): "uhhhhhh he's right behind you..."
John: "d-oh!"
Bob: "Nice case of FIMS there ace"
Bob (whispers): "uhhhhhh he's right behind you..."
John: "d-oh!"
Bob: "Nice case of FIMS there ace"
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 6, 2005
1. An extremely flexible word with a plethora of possible usages, similar to shit
2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.
3. A name/title/nickname
4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu, Uggaburst or Uggathought
5. The reply to any question ever answered.
2. Something to be amazed by... usually of poor quality, but in some circumstances may be quite excellent.
3. A name/title/nickname
4. An exclamation blurted randomly, along the same lines as Sabu, Uggaburst or Uggathought
5. The reply to any question ever answered.
In Amazement:
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"
As a negative:
"What a POS.. that shit is boats!"
"Fucking boathead! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck!"
As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"
As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"
"Lookit d'ammouna boats...holy crap...holy shit....z'allll boats"
"Dat is coolage"
"all doze lites are boats"
As a negative:
"What a POS.. that shit is boats!"
"Fucking boathead! What a Fucked up fuckup monkey fuck!"
As a positive:
"My new car rocks man, it is totally boats!"
"Thank you a meal for the boat!!"
"I like Dat!"
As a nickname:
"Hey Boats, you comin' or what?"
"What up there Boats?"
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 23, 2008