16 definitions by T Macalicious
A female that posts pics of herself looking skinny and hot either on Instagram on a dating website. Then you meet them for dinner and they show up BIG and hungry.
I should've known when that girl posted nothing but neck up photos she was gonna show up a decepticon at Golden Corral.
by T Macalicious August 15, 2019
by T Macalicious April 7, 2014
A person--usually a married co-worker--that uses the company Christmas party as an opportunity to get extremely drunk and dance inappropriately on other co-workers' spouses, usually leading to embarrassment the next day.
Todd: Dude, Steve is all over the boss' wife
Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.
Phil: He's such a Christmas Partyhoer. That's going to be awkward tomorrow.
by T Macalicious December 9, 2010
by T Macalicious September 13, 2012
Woman: I am NOT being emotional. I'm telling you we are headed south.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
Man: The sun is setting, and we are driving towards it. West. I'm a man, listen to me.
by T Macalicious September 27, 2012
A urinal that someone pisses all over, including all over the rim, and outside of the stall. It's just like someone trying to fill a clown's mouth and pop a baloon at the fair.
by T Macalicious June 25, 2012
When you have a flat tire in your BMW. Or when your dry cleaning is over-starched. Or when your fag drink at Starbucks isn't non-fat and you get upset.
I just got offered a promotion that will double my salary, but I'll have to move and postpone closing on my new house. Uggghhh such a white people problem.
by T Macalicious April 18, 2012