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fifi

A quiet, but not silent fart.
I let fly a fifi and it smelled rank.
by t June 29, 2004
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Islam

Derived from arabic roots meaning 'peace' and 'submission to God'. Those who follow islam and submit to God (known on arabic as Allah) are known as muslims (note the small 'm').

Someone who calls themselves a Muslim (big 'M') may or may not follow Islam in the same way that someone who calls themselves a Christian may or maynot follow the teachings of Christ.

Followers of islam take their guidance from the Qu'ran which is believed to be the word of God and also from hadith - which are trusted stories about the guidance that one of the prophets (Muhammed) gave.

This is like Christians taking guidance from the gospels - stories about what Jesus (another prophet in Islam) taught.

You cannot be a muslim if you don't believe in all the prophets God sent including Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus, Mohammad and many others (25 are named in the Quran but we are told there were thousends).

Muslims have lived peacefully in the UK for centuries. An 8th century anglo-saxon kings produced coins in the declaring in arabic 'there is none worthy of worship but God' (the islamic declararion of faith). The first English translation of the Qu'ran was written in 1649 and the office of national statistics records a Mosque in cardiff in 1860.
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Islamic is something relating to Islam.

Islamist is a made up word that muslims never use. It implies a radical form of behaviour that deviates from the teachings of Islam and is used when the media and politicians want to say islamic-terrorist and think that us mere mortals will be fooled by their clever twist of language.
by T May 13, 2005
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PCF

Pre Cum Fluid.

The clear fluid that drips from the hole of your deek prior to ejaculation.
I was so horny that PCF was coming out of my deek before she even touched me.
by t June 30, 2004
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homoprobe

I must be a homophobe according to politically correct propaganda since I don't want to go anywhere near a homoprobe.
by t July 13, 2004
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Whitearmy

haiyan lover = whitearmy
whitearmy = kryptix bf irl, haiyan lover, www.haiyan.ru\keylogger\kryptix.php

whitearmy loves teh cock, he likes it when men look at him, yes he is cool in his own way (faggot ways obviously :roll:
but yet, whitearmy just cant get enough cock
by T July 31, 2004
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lifestyle

very, very cheap condoms
hold on baby... you're crawling with diseases, so i'm gonna put on a lifestyles
by T January 15, 2005
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webflipping

Webflipping: The practice of going through your bookmarks of weblogs, online comics, news sites, discussion groups, or other intermittently updated sites, not finding anything new or particularly interesting, then starting over at the top because, hey, maybe something updated while you were going through the other ones. Analagous to "channel flipping. (created by Lore Sjoberg)
I had nothing to do yesterday, so I spent 4 hours webflipping between Fark, The Onion, and Penny Arcade.
by T January 19, 2005
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