Definitions by Sydney

Sydney

Sydney is a person that will murder you in your sleep, and play it off like u just died. they are smart but evil, and u don't want to get on there bad side. the best thing to do is murder them when there young so they don't murder you

dude 1, bro Sydney just murdered my whole family.
dude 2, we should have murdered her when she was little :(

Sydney by Sydney October 27, 2020

napoleon dynamite 

A movie that doesn't really have a point. It wasn't the "best movie ever." Iv'e seen much better movies.. I don't see why people obsess over it. Still, it was greatly funny.

"Shocks. Pegs. LUCKY!"

napoleon dynamite by Sydney January 16, 2005

Jelly bracelets 

Jelly Bracelets are simple little bracelets. The stupid meanings are meant for whores/sluts that have nothing better to do.

I wear the bracelets because I want to, not because I want sex/to make out/ etc.

"I have the ugliest jelly bracelets ever."

Jelly bracelets by Sydney January 14, 2005

streaker 

One who chooses to run around in the nude. Some find it disturbing. Some find it hilarious.

Person 1: I think streakers are hella-funny!
Person 2: I think you are a pervert.

streaker by Sydney January 14, 2005

hamster 

Adorable little rodents that run around your house and poop everywhere.

"My hamster could kick your hamsters glutious-maximus!"

hamster by Sydney January 14, 2005

tattoo 

When one desides to pay someone to draw all over their body. Tattoos are feelings that last for about two minutes, then you regret getting it.

Remember: When your old, the "sexy whore" you tattooed on your back will look like a saggy monkey.

My friends tattooed my arms with Crayola marker in art class. My dad was hella-mad.

tattoo by Sydney January 14, 2005

artemis fowl 

The most confusing book I've ever attempted to read.

I read one page of that book and had to take a brain-break.

artemis fowl by Sydney January 11, 2005