8 definitions by Swedish Jesus
by Swedish Jesus January 15, 2010
When you grab your semi-erect penis and slap someone across the face with it as hard as you can, usually during fellatio.
by Swedish Jesus May 23, 2010
(doing/pulling a/the) Wiseau; laughing/chuckling randomly and inappropriately during sexual intercourse
Guy 1: Man, this chick I was with last night was such a horror.
Guy 2: Really? How so?
Guy 1: She kept doing the Wiseau.
Guy 2: Ouch...
Guy 2: Really? How so?
Guy 1: She kept doing the Wiseau.
Guy 2: Ouch...
by Swedish Jesus August 9, 2011
A combination of Virgin + Loser, usually seen around comic cons, ogling women cosplaying like it was going out of style.
People who are most likely never getting laid in their entire life unless they pay for it.
People who are most likely never getting laid in their entire life unless they pay for it.
- "Oh my God, that woman is so hawt!!!"
- "Shut up Virger."
- "Women who dress provocatively deserves to get raped!"
- "That's such a Virger thing to say."
- "Shut up Virger."
- "Women who dress provocatively deserves to get raped!"
- "That's such a Virger thing to say."
by Swedish Jesus October 22, 2012
When you put up your entire fist in your male lover's ass to give him a prostate massage while putting his dick in your mouth at the same time
by Swedish Jesus November 25, 2010
A knatch is a small piece of hashish or marijuana.
It's commonly used in Sweden and is derived of the word knerts, which means small piece (of anything).
It's commonly used in Sweden and is derived of the word knerts, which means small piece (of anything).
by Swedish Jesus July 4, 2009
It's a D&D term where you tweak a skill of your character to the point of detriments in another skills, and the Dungeon Master specifically tailors the campaign to take advantage of that detriment, fully negating any point of pimping out the skill you were focused on. Thus, your character is skillfucked.
(Definition courtesy of MattK via www.ToplessRobot.com)
(Definition courtesy of MattK via www.ToplessRobot.com)
I'm sorry Brian, I guess you shouldn't have poured all your skill points in to bargain, since there are no merchants in this campaign. You my friend have been officially skillfucked.
by Swedish Jesus January 26, 2010