Definitions by Swedish Jesus

Ballistic 

To be drunk out of your mind, being so drunk you don't even know that you're drunk and making an ass out of yourself, raging on your friends, picking fights and being a total jackass.

"I drank a bottle of tequila last night, became ballistic and punched my best friend. Not my proudest moment..."

- I heard Steve went ballistic last night?
- Yeah, that crazy moron drank a keg and was completely out of control.

Ballistic by Swedish Jesus October 24, 2012

Virger 

A combination of Virgin + Loser, usually seen around comic cons, ogling women cosplaying like it was going out of style.

People who are most likely never getting laid in their entire life unless they pay for it.

- "Oh my God, that woman is so hawt!!!"
- "Shut up Virger."

- "Women who dress provocatively deserves to get raped!"
- "That's such a Virger thing to say."

Virger by Swedish Jesus October 21, 2012

Wiseau 

(doing/pulling a/the) Wiseau; laughing/chuckling randomly and inappropriately during sexual intercourse

Guy 1: Man, this chick I was with last night was such a horror.
Guy 2: Really? How so?
Guy 1: She kept doing the Wiseau.
Guy 2: Ouch...

Wiseau by Swedish Jesus August 12, 2011

Rusty Venture 

When you put up your entire fist in your male lover's ass to give him a prostate massage while putting his dick in your mouth at the same time

I gave Juan a rusty venture last night, his orgasm was out of this world as it exploded in my mouth

Rusty Venture by Swedish Jesus November 28, 2010

French Baton 

When you grab your semi-erect penis and slap someone across the face with it as hard as you can, usually during fellatio.

I totally gave this girl who was giving me head last night a French Baton

French Baton by Swedish Jesus May 23, 2010

Skillfuck

It's a D&D term where you tweak a skill of your character to the point of detriments in another skills, and the Dungeon Master specifically tailors the campaign to take advantage of that detriment, fully negating any point of pimping out the skill you were focused on. Thus, your character is skillfucked.

(Definition courtesy of MattK via www.ToplessRobot.com)

I'm sorry Brian, I guess you shouldn't have poured all your skill points in to bargain, since there are no merchants in this campaign. You my friend have been officially skillfucked.

Skillfuck by Swedish Jesus January 26, 2010

Wyclef 

Slang for the female genitalia, derived from it looking like a Y.

Youv'e got a nice wyclef, girl.

Wyclef by Swedish Jesus January 15, 2010