Survivor Fan's definitions

Nuts

1) What a squirrel eats
2) What a guy diving into an alligator pit is
3) What standing with only 4 men against the whole German army is
4) What a cannibal eats (Ouch)

Confucious Say: Man who stick penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts (Double meaning)

by Survivor Fan August 16, 2004

Survivor

The 80s Arena (Corporate) Rock band that produced several albums, and numerous smash hits, including "Eye of The Tiger", "High On You", "The Search Is Over", "American Heartbeat", "Is This Love", and "I Can't Hold Back".

Survivor is a great 80s Chicago-based band that everyone should hear.

by Survivor Fan December 8, 2004

Larry The Cable Guy

A piece of shit in a sleevless flannel shirt. It's a git er done and britches every fuckin minute.

I didn't even know that I was sitting behind Larry the Cable Guy in some restaurant. I heard him blurt out "GIT ER DONE!!!!!" and my ear started bleeding and I couldn't hear out of it. So I turned around found out who it was, and broke the Rebel flag guitar sitting next to him over his brainless head.

by Survivor Fan September 16, 2004

CoinStar

an awesome machine. Sure, it takes about eight cents for every dollar you earn by submitting your change for easy-carrying cash, but it is still great, and it isn't that much of a loss.

You can transform all of your loose change into cash at the CoinStar.

by Survivor Fan December 1, 2004

Trent Lott

The idiotic senator from Mississippi who was in high support of the Seperatist Party, which wanted to keep blacks from being in the same school as whites. He couldn't pronounce his I's if the world depended on it. He has now resigned his position as Senate Majority Leader for his stupid racist remarks. Dumb southerner.

(Trent Lott: How he Talks:) "Mickey, Mickey, yurr so fahne yuh blow mah mahnd!"

by Survivor Fan October 26, 2004

Weak

One of Eric Cartman's (South Park) favorite words, partnered by lame

Butters: Yeah, me and AWESOME-O even had a slumber party last night!
Cartman: Weak.

by Survivor Fan September 16, 2004

Redneck

The living proof that feces can grow legs and walk. They can be seen wearing dirty-looking clothes, and some with Southern themes, many with a Rebel Flag on them. They love mudding, NASCAR, squirrel hunting, drinking lots of beer, having tractor races, and bitching about Mexicans and Blacks. Many have a brain that contains a small twig with about no more than a hundred brain cells on it.

Hey everybody, Look! Jethro's using all 3 of his brain cells to talk!

by Survivor Fan August 12, 2004