Hue G rection

What men want, yet you shouldn't keep this name for obvious reasons. Typically something to brag about (but please don't brag if this is your name).
My girlfriend likes my Hue G Rection
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Superlyricalisation

When you take a really annoying, and juvenile song and turn it into a sophisticated master piece that the Queen will operatically recite during one of her royal banquets
Scintillate, scintillate pentagram minific
Feign do I fathom thy nature specific
Loftily poised in the ether capacious
Strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous

That ditty received some serious superlyricalisation
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