Supreme EmperorGod of Universe's definitions

Spattergroit

Contrary to the name it doesn't mean getting spattered in the groin. A contagious disease and what probably should've killed off Ron Weasley. Extremely common amongst ginger bastards as the early symptoms include freckle-like warts. Later symptoms include not being able to speak and having large bricks come out of your bottom and mouth.

It was very unfortunate, but the ginger bastard has caught spattergroit

by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Ling Ling

Child violinist Prodigy who practices 40 hours a day non-stop. Graduated and became doctor at age 5 while continuously practicing the violin. Can play 100 note per second. If he doesn't practice his father will kung pao his chicken. Is a social construct, rival's name: Chica.

Ling Ling already become doctor, ling ling solve rubik's cube before birth.

by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019