Super jo jo and friends 's definitions

Reverse flying buhay

This is when you throw an Indian off a roof backwards

" hey rusty let's grab merv and give him a reverse flying buhay "

by Super jo jo and friends June 29, 2016

Retarded Penquin

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would

"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016

dirty racoon

This is when you take your girlfriend outside and roll her around in the mud ... You finish by giving her two black eyes and knocking over her thrash cans

"Cindy was driving me nuts last night while I was trying to watch the game so I took her outside and gave her an dirty racoon"

by Super jo jo and friends June 7, 2016

Angry Chinese walrus

When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would

"Tracey's still not talking to me since I gave her an angry Chinese walrus Tuesday night"

by Super jo jo and friends June 14, 2016

Jesus Christ shit fuck

What goes through your mind when you are trying to watch a program and the person with the remote keeps rewinding, pausing,and playing segments back in slow motion

Jesus Christ shit fuck.... I wish Sean's dad would put the remote down... It will be two in the fucking morning before Americas got talent is over

by Super jo jo and friends July 20, 2016

El kabong

Strictly a class move….This occurs when you are pounding your girlfriend doggy style and just before you are about to blow your load you hit her in the back of the head with a Gibson Les Paul acoustic guitar and yell " el kabong!!"

Tom " hey Dave can I have my guitar back you'borrowed?" Dave:"Sorry dude but I broke it over Rondas head the other night giving her an el kabong"

by Super jo jo and friends July 9, 2016

Kung fu panda

When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves

Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda

by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016