Super jo jo and friends 's definitions

Kung fu panda

When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves

Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda

by Super jo jo and friends June 28, 2016

Seal clubbing

The act of heading to the club with the sole purpose of getting a fat chick drunk and then taking her home and banging the shit out of her

RANDY: "hey bill, What are you doing tonight ?" BILL: "me and the guys from work are heading out to do some seal clubbing tonight "

by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016

Retarded Penquin

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would

"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016

Gaydon

This is a person that resembles ed Harris and is a complete fag

Levi: hey Brian look it's ed Harris standing by the bus stop!!" Brian: nah that's just a fucking gaydon!"

by Super jo jo and friends January 3, 2017

Stupid fucking east Indian

this is an east Indian who is fucking stupid… they can be found in the monkey cage at your local zoo sitting under a tree in the shade eating bananas.....there have also been numerous unconfirmed sightings of them building houses in Canada

"hey Larry less smoke a couple of joints and go to the zoo and feed the stupid fucking East Indians"

by Super jo jo and friends July 11, 2016

Angry Chinese walrus

When your are banging your girlfriend from behind and reach around and stick chopsticks in her nostrils .. At the same time you pull out and stick your cock in her ass causing her to throw her head back and snarl much like an angry walrus would

"Tracey's still not talking to me since I gave her an angry Chinese walrus Tuesday night"

by Super jo jo and friends June 14, 2016

El kabong

Strictly a class move….This occurs when you are pounding your girlfriend doggy style and just before you are about to blow your load you hit her in the back of the head with a Gibson Les Paul acoustic guitar and yell " el kabong!!"

Tom " hey Dave can I have my guitar back you'borrowed?" Dave:"Sorry dude but I broke it over Rondas head the other night giving her an el kabong"

by Super jo jo and friends July 9, 2016