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Homocracy

A peaceful and democratic government ruled by LGBTQ atheist leftists.

In a Homocracy, all people are treated freely and equally under the law, unlike its retarded cousin: theocracy.
Homocracy, it's like Democracy, but better (and gayer)
by Super Thicc April 19, 2019
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Clan

A group of holier-than-thou assholes who take video games way too seriously and strive to ruin the game for casual players by constantly bitching to the Admins of whatever server they're infesting and getting casual players (or faggots from other clans) banned.
Casual Player: <Logs into Counter-Strike server>
Casual Player: Hello!

Clan Member: OMG CASUAL FAGIT! GO DIE!

Casual Gamer owns the Clan member's ass and wins the round.

Clan Member: NUUU! HAX0R! ADMIN! BAN HIZ ASS!
Admin: <Bans Casual Gamer>
by Super Thicc November 19, 2014
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Ken Ham

A wrinkly old mental midget who believes that the Earth was created only 6,000 years ago by the invisible and magical manchild in the sky, that evolution is a lie, and creationism should be taught in all schools everywhere, and that science has been "hijacked" by secularists.
by Super Thicc June 24, 2017
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libertarian

Libertarians are a bunch of failed Reagan-era Republicans and Conservatives who despise the poor and working classes while constantly praising the ground that the so-called "free market" walks on.

At their best, they're conservatives, at their worst, they're anarcho-capitalists who want to see the poor suffer and eventually die off.

Libertarians constantly praise the free market and seem to believe that companies are somehow incapable of any form of wrongdoing and that everybody should go to them for help.

They want to privatize everything from law enforcement (mercenary police) to even national defense (private armies). They also want to dispose of any and all forms of social welfare, an action that will kill many people, make many more homeless, and leave countless without any form of health insurance.

They want to see society return to its original tribalist form, where no civilization existed and there were no forms of organization, basically turning back the clock on human social progression.
by Super Thicc February 11, 2017
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Progressivism

A political ideology centered around the idea of social, economic, and technological progress.

The traditional Progressive platform usually involves some of the following:
-Single-payer healthcare (especially in the United States)
-Separation of Church and State
-Responsible Gun Regulation (some more-extreme Progressives are anti-gun, but not all of them are)
-Responsible Immigration Reforms (Despite the stereotype, a lot of Progressives do not want open borders)
-More public funding for education, this may also include making public college tuition-free
-More funding for infrastructure
-More funding for science and space exploration
-More funding for social programs
-Less funding for defense and a restructuring of the military to be more defense-oriented and less imperialistic
-The protection of the rights of women, the LGBTQ+ community, people of color, people of other faiths or no religion, etc
-Reforms to the political and electoral system to address fraud and corruption.

Not all progressives are screeching SJWs who hate white men, a lot of us are actually quite level-headed and just want a better society.
Progressivism is not about hating men or white people, it's about progress and making society function better.
by Super Thicc November 23, 2017
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Science Denier

A person who openly denies results published by the global scientific community, usually for economic or political reasons.

In the United States, most science deniers are Republicans who believe that climate change doesn't exist and that homosexuality is a choice and not something that is determined via genetics during a fetus' development
Donald Trump is a Science Denier, he claimed that Global Warming was a hoax invented by the Chinese.
by Super Thicc January 29, 2017
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Darude - Sandstorm

The name of every song in existence.
YouTube Commenter: What's the name of the song at 0:21?
Replier: Darude - Sandstorm
by Super Thicc September 7, 2014
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