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by Super Thicc May 26, 2017
Get the Boozer mug.The bullshit idea that every living thing on Earth was suddenly created by some invisible man child in about one week.
People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.
People who believe in Creationism are oftentimes called Creationists and are very political.
by Super Thicc June 14, 2017
Get the Creationism mug.A wrinkly old mental midget who believes that the Earth was created only 6,000 years ago by the invisible and magical manchild in the sky, that evolution is a lie, and creationism should be taught in all schools everywhere, and that science has been "hijacked" by secularists.
by Super Thicc June 24, 2017
Get the Ken Ham mug.A political ideology centered around the idea of social, economic, and technological progress.
The traditional Progressive platform usually involves some of the following:
-Single-payer healthcare (especially in the United States)
-Separation of Church and State
-Responsible Gun Regulation (some more-extreme Progressives are anti-gun, but not all of them are)
-Responsible Immigration Reforms (Despite the stereotype, a lot of Progressives do not want open borders)
-More public funding for education, this may also include making public college tuition-free
-More funding for infrastructure
-More funding for science and space exploration
-More funding for social programs
-Less funding for defense and a restructuring of the military to be more defense-oriented and less imperialistic
-The protection of the rights of women, the LGBTQ+ community, people of color, people of other faiths or no religion, etc
-Reforms to the political and electoral system to address fraud and corruption.
Not all progressives are screeching SJWs who hate white men, a lot of us are actually quite level-headed and just want a better society.
The traditional Progressive platform usually involves some of the following:
-Single-payer healthcare (especially in the United States)
-Separation of Church and State
-Responsible Gun Regulation (some more-extreme Progressives are anti-gun, but not all of them are)
-Responsible Immigration Reforms (Despite the stereotype, a lot of Progressives do not want open borders)
-More public funding for education, this may also include making public college tuition-free
-More funding for infrastructure
-More funding for science and space exploration
-More funding for social programs
-Less funding for defense and a restructuring of the military to be more defense-oriented and less imperialistic
-The protection of the rights of women, the LGBTQ+ community, people of color, people of other faiths or no religion, etc
-Reforms to the political and electoral system to address fraud and corruption.
Not all progressives are screeching SJWs who hate white men, a lot of us are actually quite level-headed and just want a better society.
Progressivism is not about hating men or white people, it's about progress and making society function better.
by Super Thicc November 23, 2017
Get the Progressivism mug.Libertarians are a bunch of failed Reagan-era Republicans and Conservatives who despise the poor and working classes while constantly praising the ground that the so-called "free market" walks on.
At their best, they're conservatives, at their worst, they're anarcho-capitalists who want to see the poor suffer and eventually die off.
Libertarians constantly praise the free market and seem to believe that companies are somehow incapable of any form of wrongdoing and that everybody should go to them for help.
They want to privatize everything from law enforcement (mercenary police) to even national defense (private armies). They also want to dispose of any and all forms of social welfare, an action that will kill many people, make many more homeless, and leave countless without any form of health insurance.
They want to see society return to its original tribalist form, where no civilization existed and there were no forms of organization, basically turning back the clock on human social progression.
At their best, they're conservatives, at their worst, they're anarcho-capitalists who want to see the poor suffer and eventually die off.
Libertarians constantly praise the free market and seem to believe that companies are somehow incapable of any form of wrongdoing and that everybody should go to them for help.
They want to privatize everything from law enforcement (mercenary police) to even national defense (private armies). They also want to dispose of any and all forms of social welfare, an action that will kill many people, make many more homeless, and leave countless without any form of health insurance.
They want to see society return to its original tribalist form, where no civilization existed and there were no forms of organization, basically turning back the clock on human social progression.
by Super Thicc February 11, 2017
Get the libertarian mug.The NRA, or National Rifle Association, is a division of the propaganda wing of the Republican party.
The main task of the NRA is to prevent any and all forms of responsible and logical firearms regulations by buying politicians and bribing officials in exchange for support against reforms. The NRA has been known to broadcast misinformation (or alternative facts) to the masses during the elections in order to foster the idea that our second amendment rights are somehow under attack and to drum up support for a certain Republican candidate.
The ultimate end goal of the NRA is to create a nation where everybody, even children, owns military-grade fully automatic machine guns.
The main task of the NRA is to prevent any and all forms of responsible and logical firearms regulations by buying politicians and bribing officials in exchange for support against reforms. The NRA has been known to broadcast misinformation (or alternative facts) to the masses during the elections in order to foster the idea that our second amendment rights are somehow under attack and to drum up support for a certain Republican candidate.
The ultimate end goal of the NRA is to create a nation where everybody, even children, owns military-grade fully automatic machine guns.
The only terrorist group that poses a real threat to the U.S. is the NRA, that and the Republican party, that is.
by Super Thicc February 13, 2017
Get the NRA mug.A country that constantly refers to itself as "the best" while 45,000 of its citizens will die annually from lack of proper healthcare, thousands of its citizens die at the hands of its law enforcement, millions of its children go to school hungry and go to bed hungry, twenty of its veterans commit suicide daily, and millions of its citizens are forced to sleep under bridges and on park benches nightly.
The U.S. has a lot of problems that it MUST address if it wishes to remain an influential superpower after the 21st century.
The U.S. has a lot of problems that it MUST address if it wishes to remain an influential superpower after the 21st century.
The USA is a wonderful country with loving people, but it has a lot of problems that cause unnecessary suffering.
by Super Thicc February 19, 2017
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