Suburbanz71's definitions

resting bitch face

The face a person makes that makes them look as if they are angry, irritated, or depressed, but are usually just relaxing or deeply thinking about something.

"Are you okay, you look pissed"

Yeah, I'm fine, this is just my resting bitch face.

by Suburbanz71 June 9, 2018

Calm your tits

Calm down

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "

by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018

Lit

Extremely cool, fun, or enjoyable.

Ex 1. Kid 1: "Hey, man, how was that semi-formal dance last night? "
Kid 2: "Aw, Dude it was lit

Ex 2. " That purple Lamborghini is lit."

Ex 3. "Those Nikes look lit. I should get myself a pair."

by Suburbanz71 November 8, 2017

McShits

When you get diarrhea from eating too much McDonald's.

"Dude, I've had enough of these goddamn McShits. That's it! I'm done with McDonalds!"

by Suburbanz71 November 7, 2017

spewing bullshit

telling a profusion of false information or complete nonsense; lying.

c'mon, dude. you and I both know he was spewing bullshit about buying that new Mercedes.

by Suburbanz71 October 6, 2018

Porker

A rude name for a fat person

"I was an absolute porker before I started hitting the gym."

by Suburbanz71 November 19, 2017

Triggered

Angry or offended.

I'm so triggered right now! Right when I had to charge my phone, the power goes out!

by Suburbanz71 November 25, 2017