6 definitions by Stufma Cokiner
Big Bubba shit in his cell and had his prison bitch smell it. Bubba flushed the toilet while his bitch was down there and butt-fucked him. Therefore giving him a prison-style Amish Igloo.
by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010
Chick 1: "I'm getting a pimple on my vagina."
Chick 2: "Okay? What the fuck do you want me to do about it?"
Chick 1: "Well what should I do about it?"
Chick 2: "You should go get fucked by that guy over there and give him a pink Popper when he's not ready for it."
Chick 2: "Okay? What the fuck do you want me to do about it?"
Chick 1: "Well what should I do about it?"
Chick 2: "You should go get fucked by that guy over there and give him a pink Popper when he's not ready for it."
by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010
When your fucking a chick in the ass (or doggie style) and you spit on her back so she thinks you came, and you pull out as she turns around and blast her in the face.
by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010
by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010
Chick 1: "So did you fuck that prick last night?"
Chick 2: "Yeah. He slapped me around some so I gave him a mudslide 'cause he was pissing me off."
Chick 2: "Yeah. He slapped me around some so I gave him a mudslide 'cause he was pissing me off."
by Stufma Cokiner August 3, 2010
When you masterbate so much you develop a calis on the head of your penis and then don't shower for a while and go and bone.
Guy 1: "Dude i've been jerking it so much this week"
Guy 2: "Id didn't need to know that but why?"
Guy 1: "So I can Turtle Shell your mom this weekend!"
Guy 2: "Id didn't need to know that but why?"
Guy 1: "So I can Turtle Shell your mom this weekend!"
by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010