87 definitions by Stuart Fletcher
<negative third person singular> Chiefly American Colloquial Contraction
A single word that is equivalent to other words such as:
1) Am not
2) Are not
3) Is not
==> Most likely originated in the Southern States of America as it flows easily with their accent but has now been used in many places around the world.
A single word that is equivalent to other words such as:
1) Am not
2) Are not
3) Is not
==> Most likely originated in the Southern States of America as it flows easily with their accent but has now been used in many places around the world.
by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005
1) <verb> To Swot; Revision undertaken preceding an examination.
2) <noun> (Offensive Slang) Swot; A person who values his education at least three times more than his social life and his teacher at least three times more than his friends, hypothetically.
3) <Anagram> (Business Terminology) S.W.O.T.; An analysis of a business's position comparing with other similar businesses in order to identify their Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats.
2) <noun> (Offensive Slang) Swot; A person who values his education at least three times more than his social life and his teacher at least three times more than his friends, hypothetically.
3) <Anagram> (Business Terminology) S.W.O.T.; An analysis of a business's position comparing with other similar businesses in order to identify their Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats.
1) "I was swotting up all night last night for this exam. I should walk it."
2) "Ken is such a fucking Swot, he's always up that teacher's arse."
3) "Peters, I want that S.W.O.T. analysis in for noon tomorrow, please."
2) "Ken is such a fucking Swot, he's always up that teacher's arse."
3) "Peters, I want that S.W.O.T. analysis in for noon tomorrow, please."
by Stuart Fletcher February 10, 2005
<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.
Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.
See also Baby Gravy
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.
Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.
See also Baby Gravy
"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
Ideology; (pronounced: "Ex-Oh-Zen-Oh-Pay-Tree-Ot-Iz-Um")
1. When someone is more loyal and a patriot of another country more than their country of residence. The term isn't counted for migrants who may still love their country of origin more than the one they moved to.
{origin: Exo; outside. Xeno; Race. Patriot; A lover of one's country}
1. When someone is more loyal and a patriot of another country more than their country of residence. The term isn't counted for migrants who may still love their country of origin more than the one they moved to.
{origin: Exo; outside. Xeno; Race. Patriot; A lover of one's country}
USAGE: exoxenopatriotism, exoxenopatriot, exoxenopartriotic
Andrew is an exoxenopartiot because if Britain and America were at war with eachother, he'd fight for America.
(But he wouldn't be much good to them anyway.)
Andrew is an exoxenopartiot because if Britain and America were at war with eachother, he'd fight for America.
(But he wouldn't be much good to them anyway.)
by Stuart Fletcher September 24, 2005
1) Preposition; Above and touching a surface.
2) Adverb; Working, conducting their intended task.
3) Prefix; Continuously, continuing.
4) Slang Verb; To be menstruating.
2) Adverb; Working, conducting their intended task.
3) Prefix; Continuously, continuing.
4) Slang Verb; To be menstruating.
1) I was on your mother all night.
2) Your computer is currently on.
3) The project is ongoing.
4)
WOMAN: "I'm on at the minute. Fucking men, they're all bastards..."
2) Your computer is currently on.
3) The project is ongoing.
4)
WOMAN: "I'm on at the minute. Fucking men, they're all bastards..."
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
Knob <n>
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person
To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse
See also knob-head
1) The penis
2) An obnoxious person
To Knob <v>
3) The act of (hard) intercourse
See also knob-head
1) "Jimothy has a humongous knob!"
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."
2) "Kevin is an absolute knob."
3) "Daryll knobbed Lucy after dinner."
by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004