Stuart Fletcher's definitions
by Stuart Fletcher October 10, 2005
Get the ROTFLMAOSHIHmug. <negative third person singular> Chiefly American Colloquial Contraction
A single word that is equivalent to other words such as:
1) Am not
2) Are not
3) Is not
==> Most likely originated in the Southern States of America as it flows easily with their accent but has now been used in many places around the world.
A single word that is equivalent to other words such as:
1) Am not
2) Are not
3) Is not
==> Most likely originated in the Southern States of America as it flows easily with their accent but has now been used in many places around the world.
by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005
Get the Aintmug. <noun> Slang;
An amount of a sufficiently viscous substance such as mayonnaise or jelly to form a large blob on a particular surface when placed there with a kitchen utensil such as a table-spoon.
An amount of a sufficiently viscous substance such as mayonnaise or jelly to form a large blob on a particular surface when placed there with a kitchen utensil such as a table-spoon.
SINAED: "Would you like anything else with that?"
PADDY: "Yeah, go on then. Give us a dollop of mayonnaise, please.
SINAED: "Certainly Sir. My only place in life is to serve you."
A dollop of cum.
PADDY: "Yeah, go on then. Give us a dollop of mayonnaise, please.
SINAED: "Certainly Sir. My only place in life is to serve you."
A dollop of cum.
by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005
Get the Dollopmug. <adj> British slang
1) To be tough, strong and a good fighter.
2) To pretend to be tough, strong and a good fighter.
1) To be tough, strong and a good fighter.
2) To pretend to be tough, strong and a good fighter.
1) "Keith is hard, last week he totally fucked over Bilbo."
2) "I'm 'ard me innit. Dah'n fucken mess."
2) "I'm 'ard me innit. Dah'n fucken mess."
by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004
Get the Hardmug. by Stuart Fletcher November 15, 2004
Get the Full-Onmug. <verb> British slang
To fuck over;
1) To harm someone grieviously beyond immediate recognition.
2) To deceive another person or party out of their money and/or possesions.
To fuck over;
1) To harm someone grieviously beyond immediate recognition.
2) To deceive another person or party out of their money and/or possesions.
1) "Thomas was totally fucked over by Robert and his friends. He was in hospital for sixteen years."
2) "Thomas was further fucked over by Robert and his friends, when they posed as insurance salesmen and duped the mentally weak Thomas into parting with his cash."
2) "Thomas was further fucked over by Robert and his friends, when they posed as insurance salesmen and duped the mentally weak Thomas into parting with his cash."
by Stuart Fletcher November 1, 2004
Get the Fuck overmug. <noun>
1) The reason she has a headache.
2) Straight men's worst enemy.
3) A phallic object which vibrates, primarily used to hand women an easy orgasm.
1) The reason she has a headache.
2) Straight men's worst enemy.
3) A phallic object which vibrates, primarily used to hand women an easy orgasm.
1)
JESSIE: "I have a headache, dear."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
2)
JAMES: "You were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let's get down!"
JESSIE: "I don't feel like it any more."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
3)
JAMES: "How about tonight then?"
JESSIE: "I'm using a vibrator James, I don't need you anymore."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
JESSIE: "I have a headache, dear."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
2)
JAMES: "You were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let's get down!"
JESSIE: "I don't feel like it any more."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
3)
JAMES: "How about tonight then?"
JESSIE: "I'm using a vibrator James, I don't need you anymore."
JAMES: "... Bitch."
by Stuart Fletcher January 17, 2005
Get the Vibratormug.