Stuart Fletcher's definitions

Angel Wings

<noun>
1) Literal, Biblical; The wings of an angel.
2) Offensive, Slang; (Of a woman) Fat which gathers at the top of the arms, usually at the back so when she lifts her arms up, the flabbyness is revealed. Also known as 'Bingo Wings' for this reason.

1) Seraphim had angel wings.
2) Sarah had angel wings...

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Scally

<n> British slang
Anti-social youth who predominantly wears fake Burbury hats or baseball caps, stripey tops, shell suit bottoms (tucked into their socks) and brown Rockport shoes. Usually smokers, they find strength in numbers but as individuals are soft as steamy pig-shite. They shave their heads and often form 'Scooter patrols' when they are old enough to forge a license and steal a scooter.
Their main haunts are council estates, off-licences and public parks.
They walk like they own the place but have in fact probably stolen it.

See also chav, townie, twat, Knob-Head

"John Nailer is such a Scally."

"Here comes a Scally, let's kick the sore shit out of him."

by Stuart Fletcher November 2, 2004

A shed-load

<n> Northern British slang;
collective term used to describe a large amount of anything.

"Fred should have noticed a shed-load of sheds in the shed shop, but the shtupid schlong didn't."

by Stuart Fletcher December 20, 2004