Stuart Fletcher's definitions

Large Meal

Fast food terminology;

America: Giant burger, a bucket of fries and a gallon of Cola (with refills).
Europe: Large burger, a sachet of fries and a litre of Cola (without refills).

Now do you understand, America?

by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005

T'allreet

<interjection> Chiefly British Slang;

1) Hello.
2) Are you ok?

==> Chiefly used in the vicinity of Wigan, a large town in the North-West of England located between Liverpool and Manchester.

LONDONER: "Oh I do say; good day to you, Sir!"
WIGANER: "T'allreet lad."

by Stuart Fletcher May 16, 2005

Swot

1) <verb> To Swot; Revision undertaken preceding an examination.

2) <noun> (Offensive Slang) Swot; A person who values his education at least three times more than his social life and his teacher at least three times more than his friends, hypothetically.

3) <Anagram> (Business Terminology) S.W.O.T.; An analysis of a business's position comparing with other similar businesses in order to identify their Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities and Threats.

1) "I was swotting up all night last night for this exam. I should walk it."

2) "Ken is such a fucking Swot, he's always up that teacher's arse."

3) "Peters, I want that S.W.O.T. analysis in for noon tomorrow, please."

by Stuart Fletcher February 10, 2005

{@}

Internet representation;

Three symbols in series made to represent the female genitalia when typing in internet chatrooms etc. The parentheses are to indicate the labia majora and the @ is intended to represent the labia minora and the vaginal passage.

GREG: "Reet."
HAROLD: "OMGHAHAHAHLOOK {@}!!!!"
GREG: "Is that a vagina?"
HAROLD: "HAHAHAHAHAHAOMGOMGOMGLOLLMAO"
GREG: <this user appears to be offline>

by Stuart Fletcher February 9, 2005

Spesh

<noun> Chiefly British Slang

1) To be one of a mentally diminished nature. See: retard

==> Term is a derivative of 'special' as some mentally challenged people are put in special areas of school and/or are known as "special people."

The term is used in a lighthearted sense to people who are not clinically disabled. Merely people who are known for doing absurd or stupid things.

FLETCH: "That fucking Fisheye... He's such an idiot!"
SCOTT: "Yeah he's such a fucking spesh."
FISHEYE: "Huh huh, I'm making a brew, shag yer bird, shag yer bird! Huh huh!"

by Stuart Fletcher April 2, 2005

Absolute zero

<n>

1) Science; The temperature at which any molecule will oscillate/vibrate at it's slowest speed.
e.g.:-
-273ºC
-459ºF
0ºK.

2) Slang; A hopeless person.

1) "And so class, we can now see that this material has reached absolute zero. The molecules are at the slowest they'll ever be."

2) "Godfrey is an absolute zero."

by Stuart Fletcher November 7, 2004

Saved By The Bell

"Saved by the Bell"

1) A situation where someone is in a situation which they dislike, and then something external to that situation happens which, subsequently, gets the person in that situation out of it. Usually just in time.

2) Cheesy 80's sitcom based in an All-American High School setting.

1)
BOSS: "Miranda, after you've filed those reports I gave you, I want you to come into my office and lick my scrotum."
MIRANDA: "But Sir, I'm on overtime alrea--"
BOSS: "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BITCH."
<enter; boss's boss>
BOSS'S BOSS: "BOSS, I'd like to see you in my office, please."
<exit; boss and boss's boss>
MIRANDA: "Phew, 'saved by the bell' I guess."

2)
GEEK: "Hey Jeremy, wanna come to my house after school n watch 'Saved by the Bell'?"
JEREMY: "Fuck you, geek. My dick has an appointment with my girlfriend's throat. Seeya!"

by Stuart Fletcher November 6, 2004