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Yanks

<noun> Colloquial

1. Term used by Southern Americans to refer to a Northern American.

2. Term used by foreign nations, chiefly Britain and Australia to refer to Americans.

==> The term is thought to derive from Dutch settlers in the 1600's referring to the English colonials as 'Jan Kees' (John Cheese) which entered our language with the spelling 'Yankees,' as that is how it would sound in Dutch. 'Yanks' is simply a shortened form of it.
English Guy: "Those bloody Yanks."

Redneck hick from the South: "Yeehaw, thems Yankies are'sa comin', get the showtgun, yiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeep!!!"
by Stuart Fletcher May 22, 2006
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Large Meal

Fast food terminology;

America: Giant burger, a bucket of fries and a gallon of Cola (with refills).
Europe: Large burger, a sachet of fries and a litre of Cola (without refills).
by Stuart Fletcher February 22, 2005
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Metal

A vast music genre which can house, and satisfy all of the theraputic needs of any teenage spirit. Penetrating riffs, sub-level bass playing, ubercool machine gun drumming and in many cases beautiful lyrics.
Metal has the potential to cover any emotion, unlike other genres such as Emo, which can only cover whining, and loss.
Metal is emotion, motion, melody and RAW FUCKING POWER!!! All blended into one creamy mixture of aceness which in my eye, can rarely be matched by any other genre.
Metal Guy, "I'm totally satisfied listening to this."

Emo kid, "Boo hoo..."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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The War of 1812

Due to disputes between the United States and Britain over impressment of US Soldiers to the British Navy and the naval blockade by Britain on Napoleonic France aswell as disputes over the Northern Territories in Canada, America declared war on Britain.
During the course of the 3-year war, America won a series of naval battles, although failing to make an impression into British territory on land due to British aggression. The most prominent of American victories being those at York (Toronto) and after the war had ended officially, at the battle of New Orleans. British forces invading America lost the battle of Baltimore and succeeded to burn Washington DC (which was saved by a heavy rainstorm).
The territory Britain did capture was handed back after the war, as were the gains of America...
What a stupid pointless conflict.
And what happened to the blockade on France? It continued! And Britain smashed the French Navy at the Battle of Trafalgar and pummeled Napoleon at Waterloo, with the help of the faithful Prussians. Thanks Germany, we know who our REAL friends are!

Just kidding, thankfully now Anglo-American relations are just peachy.
by Stuart Fletcher November 2, 2004
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Mind Smile

<noun> Slang;

When someone chatting to you on the internet says something funny enough to make you laugh in real life but isn't worthy of you laughing whilst on your own, so you just smile in your mind.
Edgar: "lol, so it was wank!"
Thomas: "lol, yeah..." *mind smile*
by Stuart Fletcher February 8, 2005
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Look out!

<phrase> Warning;

A phrase intending to make another person or group of people aware of a sudden danger which they may not be aware of themselves yet.
ARMY CAPTAIN: "Look out!"
<mortar shell takes out entire squad>
ARMY CAPTAIN: "Shit."
by Stuart Fletcher January 7, 2005
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<==8

Internet representation;

A series of characters set out to represent the male genitalia.

'<' is the head of the penis.
'==' is the shaft of the penis.
'8' is the scrotum and testes.
INTERN00B: "Charleeeeeyyy!"
CHARLY: "What?"
INTERN00B: "Look what I can do! <==8"
CHARLY: "Is that meant to be a cock?"
INTERN00B: "YEAH, look! {@} <==8"
CHARLY: "Wow."
INTERN00B: "Hehehehehehehehehe ;p;"
by Stuart Fletcher February 8, 2005
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