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Hipster

The spoiled, sheltered youth that prance around with their fancy scarves pretending to be bohemians and such. The modern equivalent of the "college rock alternative kids" of the 90's.

Hipsters don't stand for a damned thing, just their own fashion and image. All of the music is just a bunch of bullshit about their high school level emotions or some dumb bitch that made them go "waaa waaa". There is so much bullsh*t in this society in the past and today and none of them will just grow balls and stand up to challenge anything. They would rather just walk around smugly thinking that their B.A. makes them great thinkers and artists while they withdraw from the world that actually needs change. Until they actually do something to help our culture and stop sitting around like a bunch of damned pussies whining and playing shit music, they are just in the way to be honest.
Hippies at least had the balls to stand up for something. Now the kids are too busy with their Iphones and Facebook. What a bunch of silly, immature bullshit!!!

-This definition was not made by me, but by a user on Yahoo Answers named Ol' Flappyjack McGee. I definitely agree with his definition of hipster.
by Striker122 February 19, 2010
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Hot 4 Tube

Guy 1: I want to watch porn on YouTube but YouTube doesn't allow porn! What do I do?

Guy 2: Go to Hot 4 Tube. It's the porn version of YouTube.
by Striker122 July 16, 2009
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USA

The world's most powerful Corporate Oligarchy. Most of it's citizens are too brainwashed and demoralized to create any real change or revolutions.
Many citizens of the USA would rather help big businesses than help their fellow citizens.
by Striker122 December 28, 2009
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Love

Chemical reactions in our body that make us procreate so that the human population can be maintained. The love most people witness and hear about on television shows and music is just a myth and is something that cannot last long in the real world.
Guy 1: I think I'm in love with Sandy.

Guy2: No you're not. You just wanna fuck her.
by Striker122 June 22, 2009
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Looney Conspiracy Theorists

They are the biggest wack jobs in the world. They believe and come up with some of the most absurd conspiracy theories ever.

Having a reasonable debate with these lunatics will get you no where.

If you disagree with or question anything they say, Looney Conspiracy Theorists will call you a dis-info agent who is working with the PTB.
Examples of theories that Looney Conspiracy Theorists come up with:

-The New World Order Conspiracy
-Swine Flu Vaccine has micro chips in them
-The Illuminati Conspiracy
-Chemtrails
-Reptile extraterrestrials running the US government

-No planes crashed into the WTC buildings on September 11, 2001
-Planet X
-Fluoride is put in our drinking water so that the government can dumb us down and destroy half of the population.

And other nonsense! There are tons of sites on the interwebs where many Looney conspiracy theorists dwell.
by Striker122 January 4, 2010
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anarcho-capitalism

Contradictory. Anarchists have always been opposed capitalism. End of story.
Anarcho-capitalism is just capitalism without any regulations. Basically, if we lived in such a system, it would be 10 times worse than what we have now.
by Striker122 June 22, 2009
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Whack

1. Verb; To smack or punch someone.

2. Noun; Meaning lame or illegitimate.

3. To assassinate someone.
1. The boy whacked his friend in the face after his friend insulted his mother.

2. That concert we went to yesterday was so whack.

3. The mafia was going to whack him unless he paid his debts to them.
by Striker122 November 29, 2009
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