Stop the pendulum's definitions

queen

1. A unspayed female cat, especially one who had a litter of kittens.

2. A female cat who thinks humans owe her a living.

1. The queen has an easygoing temperament and passed it to her kittens. They'd make purr-fect house cats

2. That calico sure runs the house. Her Meowjesty has her humans wrapped around her tail!

by Stop the Pendulum September 5, 2005

ladies first

An unwritten rule that dictates that the wishes of a gir's or woman's female friends supercede that of the male.

Female #1: My boyfriend is a gangbanger and wants me to be Bonnie to his Clyde.
Female #2: I don't give a shit what the hell he wants! If you keep going with him, I'll have him taken care of, if you know what I mean. We're supposed to be friends to the end, and after all, the law is ladies first!

by Stop the Pendulum April 16, 2006

pig

An evil, amoral, crude, sexually promiscuous male with no sense of taste, decency, or conscience, no respect for womanhood, and often leaves women with disases and/or kids they deny and refuse to support. This specimen is often observed bragging how much of a playboy, player, or "pimp" he is, but in reality, his absence of morals make alley cats look as though they have standards. Will often engage in sexual practices that would disgust a civilized human being.

You wonder why I've been by myself for all these years. There are no decent, eligible men to be found.
The only ones available are too young, divorced men who'd judge all women by their exes, or worse: pigs who I wouldn't eat for breakfast if they were the last speck of food on the planet!

by Stop the pendulum December 28, 2005

shit gun

A marked tendency to lie in one's teeth, especially when bragging about some quality one does not rightfully possess.

I wouldn't believe anything this wannabe says. He says he has a shotgun, but he really has a shit gun.

by Stop the Pendulum April 14, 2006

exhaust fumes

A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.

I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.

by Stop the Pendulum May 8, 2006

TWAT BLOCK

To do a female friend a favor by keeping her from getting it on with some unworthy male. The noblest thing to do for a friend.

My friend has gotten involved with an absolute pig! He's such a man-whore that the only right thing to do is to twat block her so she doesn't get some disease.

by Stop the pendulum December 28, 2005

magic number

1. A score of 69 in sports.

2. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball.

3. 69

1. What's the score?
I got the magic number

2. One way to win the rack: the magic number. The 9 is hanging in the pocket.

by Stop the pendulum January 11, 2006