Paratroop Park

When a passenger jumps out of your car to stand in a parking space that has opened up behind or across the street while you pull the car around.

"We thought we would never find a spot but Matt got us a rockstar paratroop park right out front for me."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Lane Pirate

A skilled driver who takes space at will from other drivers on the road. A rogue commander of the asphalt high seas.

"I know exactly how to position myself against a lane pirate. Aargh."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Dial Hunting

To hear another driver's music and attempt to find out what sation they are listening to.

"The tunes blasting in the car next to me rocked. I found myself dial hunting that mother."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Rabbit Hole

A parking spot or gap in city traffic only big enough for a Rabbit to use. It's invisible to people with bigger cars.

"I bet you 100 people drove by that Rabbit hole and didn't even see it."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Hurry Honkers

People who honk their horn a millisecond after a light changes like they're a drag racer. A rude move that commonly has the reverse of its intended effect.

"Take it easy. Where's the fire, hurry honkers?"

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Walk the Plank

To pull out into a busy intersection when making a left turn at a light so the people behind you have a chance to turn on yellow too.

“We would make that light if that guy would just walk the plank for us.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Sun Dialing

To use shadows cast on buildings outside your office window to calculate when it’s time to put money in your meter.

“When that shadow crosses that window, through sun dialing, I'll know that I gotta go feed the meter.”

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006