Steve's definitions

Vaguba

A word that evolved from the intentional mis-typing of vagina (moving right hand over to the left 1 key on the 'home keys') and can be successfully used in conversation without resulting in a slap to the face.

Man, I could really go for some sweet vaguba right about now.

by Steve May 2, 2004

BIF

BIF is an acronym for Butt-In-Front. It refers to the large fat pouch people, particularly women, have on the front side.

Check out the BIF on that whale...

by Steve October 29, 2002

sparkler

You cum on a girl's face and throw glitter on it afterwards

Your face is shimmering now that I've shot my wad on it!

by Steve December 4, 2004

broadband

Connection to The Internet, with a data carrying capacity of 512*kbps (kilobits per second), or more. Typically supplied to home users by a traditional or cable telco.

* - refers to downstream speed. upstream is typically lower with asymmetrical connections(such as ADSL)

I've just upgraded my Internet connection to broadband

by Steve January 24, 2005

bootyism

a religion originating in the east(coast) encouraging the endowment of large quantities of (female) booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.

1)I've recently converted to bootyism. 2)Since the divorce, I've been able to practice bootyism.

by Steve January 6, 2003

Rescue Toaster

Not actually a toaster at all, a small robot who's primary function is to collect objects from the ground that it desires, such as teeth, to make a necklace. When attacked will retaliate with a large stilson wrench.

See: Sealab 2021

"Some Sort of Rescue Toaster!! Thank God!!"

by Steve March 3, 2005

scottrape

When Scott is raped in the ear canal by a talking cat with a gold plated dildo, hovering around on a flaming door mat

Scott wanted to go to walmart with Brandon Zack and Ken, but he was too busy being scottraped.

by Steve May 7, 2005