1 definition by Stephen Covell

Noun - 1. A sexual partner who's horrendous physical attributes are masked by heavy drinking until the morning after. Synonymous with bucket of yuck.

2. A creature who lives in a lagoon, i.e. an Ibis.
1. Oh god, I boinked a fuckin lagoon creature from the bar last night, time to get my shit checked.

2. Look at that Ibis... it's in a lagoon.
by Stephen Covell February 28, 2006
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