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The German language is the official language of Austria, Belgium, Germany, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, South Tyrol in Italy, and Switzerland. It is descended from high german, and is the ancestor of the English language, the language of commerce.

it is unique in that, in addition to the 26 standard letters, german has three additional vowels and the Eszett, which is a variation of "s".

With over 100 million speakers, german is the most common language in Europe, and one of the most spoken languages on Earth.
Germany: Ach, Deutschland. so voller Kultur! wahr nicht, meine Freunde?

England:I beg your pardon?

Germany: Ich verstehe Sie nicht. Bitte wiederholen?

England: This gets us nowhere!

American: What're y'all talkin' 'bout? Hey German, no one asked y'all to speak Chinese!

China: 不拖我到这了 !

Germany:Mein Gott, Das bedeutet Krieg!
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