Stan B.'s definitions

black and blue necktie

A hickey.

He left quite a black and blue necktie on that little cutie.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

vadge

Derived from vagina. Similar in meaning to wuss, wussy, or wimp. A person with no backbone. Pussy is used in much the same way.

Don't be such a vadge!

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

sinker

A piece of fecal matter that is more dense than water, and thereby sinks to the bottom of the toilet. The opposite of floater.

Last time I took a crap, they were all sinkers.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

floater

Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of sinker.

Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

unpoo

The act of returning fecal matter to the orifice from which it came.

I asked this street wino why he was shoving turds up his asshole, and he told me, "I'm unpooing."

by Stan B. January 30, 2003

drop trou

To lower one's pants down to one's ankles, often in a sudden, impulsive manner, thus exposing one's nether regions.

We all dropped trou and mooned the old lady.

by Stan B. February 4, 2003

furtling

The practice of cutting holes in the genital areas of people in photographs, then inserting one's fingers as a means of deriving sexual pleasure.

I cut a hole in Jenny's picture, then furtled her for hours.

by Stan B. July 25, 2006