Stan B.'s definitions

mississippi mudfinger

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

chocolate thunder

Same as brown shower. Defecating on a sex partner.

He gave his boyfriend a chocolate thunder.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

sinker

A piece of fecal matter that is more dense than water, and thereby sinks to the bottom of the toilet. The opposite of floater.

Last time I took a crap, they were all sinkers.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

contact moon

Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.

I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

unpoo

The act of returning fecal matter to the orifice from which it came.

I asked this street wino why he was shoving turds up his asshole, and he told me, "I'm unpooing."

by Stan B. January 30, 2003

horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

tuna taco

Another name for the female genitalia.

I think I'll go get me some tuna taco tonight.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003