Stan B.'s definitions

floater

Alternatively, this word can refer to any piece of fecal matter, regardless of flushability, that is less dense than water, thereby floating to the top of the toilet bowl water. The opposite of sinker.

Last time I took a crap, they were all floaters.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

black and blue necktie

A hickey.

He left quite a black and blue necktie on that little cutie.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

unpoo

The act of returning fecal matter to the orifice from which it came.

I asked this street wino why he was shoving turds up his asshole, and he told me, "I'm unpooing."

by Stan B. January 30, 2003

contact moon

Exposing one's backside and pressing it firmly against another person.

I gave that old lady in the mall a contact moon.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

bulldog

Mooning someone while pushing your genitalia backwards toward your butt crack. Similar to a fruit salad

As the nuns drove by in the car, I gave them a bulldog.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

sinker

A piece of fecal matter that is more dense than water, and thereby sinks to the bottom of the toilet. The opposite of floater.

Last time I took a crap, they were all sinkers.

by Stan B. January 16, 2003