Stan's definitions

Making bacon

Having sex with a large woman

I was with this lady last night. She weighed 200 pounds, we were making bacon.

by Stan April 11, 2006

politics

lying, cheating, stealing

if you don't know a way to fix the economy or improve local schools, please don't lie to the public

by stan April 12, 2006

trunk monkey

A weak willed person that hangs on to a stronger person and does their dirty work for them.

Loraine does what ever Kim tells her to do, she is such a pathetic trunk monkey.

by Stan April 12, 2006

bones

become bonafide.

He made his bones withthe gang by taking donw a candy store.

by Stan April 12, 2006

Two dead flies

worthless, not even worth two dead flies.

He ain't worth two dead flies

by Stan April 12, 2006

homophobia

being afraid of people who have the potential of putting a chokeball in your mouth

homophobia is so gay

by stan April 12, 2006

Mel Gibson

an ok director who looks down on minorities. also see hitler and mate.

the passion of the australian nazi

by stan April 12, 2006