Spaz De Kat's definitions

dual rend

a two weapon maneuver

after scoring a sink with both weapons, tearing both weapons out from the side of the resulting wounds

ripping while dual rending is fun!

by Spaz De Kat November 30, 2009

bwarg

"beware, attack from behind!"
famous last words.

uh-oh, orcs! everyone, bwARG!!!!!!!

by Spaz De Kat December 11, 2009

investigator

in a typical adventuring team, the investigator covers research and tactical evaluation

investigator: hold on. I know it's weakness...

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

knockdown

a short way of saying "knocked out and on the floor"

your doomed!!!! i gots a knockdown on you!!!!

by Spaz De Kat January 14, 2009

professional douchebag

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.

professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

boxed in

surrounded, out numbered, and stuck in a confined space

we're boxed in. we go out that door and the cops have us!

by Spaz De Kat March 17, 2009

old guard

a defender and protector of the good ol' days of a hobby or tradition, usually violently opposed to any new additions to their hobby.

I, Spaz De Kat, as an old guard of the Dungeons and Dragons game, have this to say: 4th Edition can suck my dick the same way it sucks at life.

by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010