old guard

a defender and protector of the good ol' days of a hobby or tradition, usually violently opposed to any new additions to their hobby.

I, Spaz De Kat, as an old guard of the Dungeons and Dragons game, have this to say: 4th Edition can suck my dick the same way it sucks at life.

by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010

stupid rock

someone who fails so epically at life that they are turned to stone in a fit of mercy.

stupid rock: i spider climb up the wall!
plan man: my fighter was standing right there, so attack of opportunity... (rolls) yeah, I killed you.

by Spaz De Kat December 02, 2009

knockdown

a short way of saying "knocked out and on the floor"

your doomed!!!! i gots a knockdown on you!!!!

by Spaz De Kat January 14, 2009

tactic cheat

something in a game that is sort of cheating but not against the rules

tactic cheat examples: swiming to shore in GTA:San Andreas to buy weapons after the helicopter crashes, attaching bombs to NPCs in SWBF and watching them run to thier friends, hiding in a hole where the boss can't reach, etc.

by Spaz De Kat May 07, 2009

spockle

ye olde british pronounciation of sparkle. used by D&D nerds

that diamond doth spockle, Gelmar! let us steal it from the demilich.

by Spaz De Kat January 12, 2009

crowd slayer

a large, nasty gun found in most shooters. Infamous for thier ability to rip through multiple enemies.

gamer 1- dude, I found a crowd slayer.
gamer 2- great! get down to c deck, I'm boxed in here.

by Spaz de Kat December 10, 2008

brain fry

when you're brain overheats from being stuck in one problem for too long, preventing thinking and awareness of you're envirnment

my brain fry! go away, before I... um..... eh.... GO AWAY!!!

by Spaz De Kat March 17, 2009