Spaz De Kat's definitions

old guard

a defender and protector of the good ol' days of a hobby or tradition, usually violently opposed to any new additions to their hobby.

I, Spaz De Kat, as an old guard of the Dungeons and Dragons game, have this to say: 4th Edition can suck my dick the same way it sucks at life.

by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010

kapow

(pronounced ka-PAY-yow)lifes cheat code. When used as a battle cry, the next action you take automaticaly succeeds. OR
A loud noise

KAPOW!!!!!!!!!!!(throws a rock and blows up building)

by Spaz De Kat January 9, 2009

cluster

a crowd cuaght in a confined space

toss a grenade into that cluster!

by Spaz De Kat January 14, 2009

professional douchebag

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.

professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

spaz fu

a gamer martial arts style that involves grenades and missiles and jumping and rolling every half second.
signiture move: missile jump earth breaker

i know spaz fu (throws a grenade, missile jumps, then grenades incoming airplane)

by Spaz De Kat May 8, 2009

fail phone

when you buy a cell phone that does not get any bars where you live.

idiot: WOO! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.

by Spaz De Kat July 15, 2009

eat my wrath

a battle cry used primarally before a missile or other explosive attack

(charges with rocket launcher) EAT MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!
(is killed by grenade) eat MY wrath, beyotch!

by Spaz De Kat May 7, 2009