Spanks Johnson's definitions

sodomint

A small spearmint candy inserted into the rectum prior to a rim job... Insures freshness.

After I administered the sodomint, his farts were minty fresh.

by Spanks Johnson July 8, 2006

rod knocking

The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.

Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)

by Spanks Johnson December 3, 2017

Testickler

a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.

Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.

by Spanks Johnson February 4, 2012

Wink, Cocky Nod and Point

Makes 12 year old girls scream when Justin Bieber does it.

Not appropriate for anyone over 17, downright creepy if the W-CN&P is done by anyone over 21.

My uncle gave me the Wink, Cocky Nod and Point, so I had him arrested for molesting me, it felt right.

by Spanks Johnson March 21, 2011

eWhore

A woman whom your buddy meets from an online dating service, who you do not like.

So, you're blowing off your friends to go out with that eWhore again, huh?

by Spanks Johnson July 8, 2006