Spanks Johnson's definitions

Quadrasexual

A quadrasexual is somebody who will do anything, with anyone, for a 25 cents.

You'll never become wealthy as a quadrasexual. "Wanna bet" was Skip's response as he was handed 50 cents from two clients he had recently simultaneously fellated.

by Spanks Johnson April 21, 2020

Testickler

a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.

Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.

by Spanks Johnson February 4, 2012

Testickler

The type of goatee-type beard grown specifically by those who want to hide their true sexual orientation, which would be that of homosexual. Meant to give the recipient of oral sex by the grower of the testickler a tickling sensation on their scrotum.

"Look, those bikers over there all are sporting testicklers!"

- Dead guy

by Spanks Johnson February 29, 2012

Wink, Cocky Nod and Point

Makes 12 year old girls scream when Justin Bieber does it.

Not appropriate for anyone over 17, downright creepy if the W-CN&P is done by anyone over 21.

My uncle gave me the Wink, Cocky Nod and Point, so I had him arrested for molesting me, it felt right.

by Spanks Johnson March 21, 2011

W-CN&P

Acronym for Wink, Cocky Nod and Point.

Makes 12 year old girls scream when Justin Bieber does it.

Not appropriate for anyone over 17, downright creepy if the W-CN&P is done by anyone over 21.

Acronym should replace LOL on Facebook soon.

My Dad just W-CN&P-ed me on Facebook, now I feel all ookie.

by Spanks Johnson March 21, 2011