Testickler

a small beard, usually found on the douchiest of douchebags, like a goatee, but grown with the idea to provide pleasure to thier partners scrotum during oral sex.

Butch: I really appreciate you growing a testickler for me, Craig!
Craig: no problem, and what nice about it is that the more of your man goo that dribbles on it, the softer it becomes!
Butch: It looks like it's getting split ends?
Craig: Lets fix that up right now, zip, slurp, nom, nom, nom.

by Spanks Johnson February 04, 2012

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Wink, Cocky Nod and Point

Makes 12 year old girls scream when Justin Bieber does it.

Not appropriate for anyone over 17, downright creepy if the W-CN&P is done by anyone over 21.

My uncle gave me the Wink, Cocky Nod and Point, so I had him arrested for molesting me, it felt right.

by Spanks Johnson March 21, 2011

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rod knocking

The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.

Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)

by Spanks Johnson December 03, 2017

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