Definitions by Spanks Johnson

Oxy-moron 

See "Billy Mays" of TV's Oxyclean fame.

Oh, and what's with that beard?

KABOOM! Billy Mays is a Oxy-moron!

Oxy-moron by Spanks Johnson October 25, 2006

galosh 

A latex device to keep you from a) getting that greasy skank pregnant b) getting crotch crickets from the greasy skank.

Just before I stuck my stanky hang down in the greasy skank, I put on a galosh.

galosh by Spanks Johnson July 8, 2006

eWhore 

A woman whom your buddy meets from an online dating service, who you do not like.

So, you're blowing off your friends to go out with that eWhore again, huh?

eWhore by Spanks Johnson July 8, 2006

sodomint 

A small spearmint candy inserted into the rectum prior to a rim job... Insures freshness.

After I administered the sodomint, his farts were minty fresh.

sodomint by Spanks Johnson July 8, 2006

Cheesy Scrod 

A woman who is no longer, or never was, desireable. Usually used to describe your friends ex. Derived from a Florida restuarant sign advertising the special of the day "Cheesy Scrod $10.99".

"Man, that bitch you were with was such a cheesy scrod."

Cheesy Scrod by Spanks Johnson October 2, 2005