12 definitions by Spanks Johnson

galosh

A latex device to keep you from a) getting that greasy skank pregnant b) getting crotch crickets from the greasy skank.

Just before I stuck my stanky hang down in the greasy skank, I put on a galosh.

by Spanks Johnson May 13, 2006

rod knocking

The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.

Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)

by Spanks Johnson December 3, 2017

Lirpa Sloof

Whereas the defecation is unartistically left in a lump as in a Cleveland Steamer. With the Lirpa Sloof variation, the deposit is made unto a ring shape. The Lirpa Sloof variation shows the recipient that you have class and muscle control.

Sarah, calling out to her roomate says "Hey, come see this Lirpa Sloof on my chest, that random guy I slept with last night really was classy!"

"Yeah, and the it's a perfect circle too, he sure has great muscle control!"

"Yeah", Sarah sighs, "I think I'm in love."

by Spanks Johnson April 3, 2008

Oxy-moron

See "Billy Mays" of TV's Oxyclean fame.

Oh, and what's with that beard?

KABOOM! Billy Mays is a Oxy-moron!

by Spanks Johnson October 25, 2006

Wink, Cocky Nod and Point

Makes 12 year old girls scream when Justin Bieber does it.

Not appropriate for anyone over 17, downright creepy if the W-CN&P is done by anyone over 21.

My uncle gave me the Wink, Cocky Nod and Point, so I had him arrested for molesting me, it felt right.

by Spanks Johnson March 6, 2011