Southbound Soul's definitions

ScuntMo

A word used to describe the aging useless tub of lard that resides over the Penal Colony of Australia.

ScoMo? More like ScuntMo to me

by Southbound Soul January 7, 2020

Tim Curry

When you rage quit at a game or activity so hard that it is akin to going back in time and killing Einstein because you lost World War 3. This is called Pulling A Tim Curry or "Tim Currying". Named for actor Tim Curry, whose character did this in the game Command and Conquer Red Alert 3

1: Why don't you just go ahead and pull a Tim Curry?

2: I can't believe that Billy did a full Tim Curry and flipped the board because he lost a buckaroo.

by Southbound Soul June 21, 2023

The Beethoven

When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.

Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven

by Southbound Soul May 31, 2014

Second Gunman

The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.

A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting

Yes, I was the Phantom Shitter this whole time, and I've chosen you , Andy, to be my Second Gunman.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.

I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.

by Southbound Soul November 4, 2023

coupon shot

While a brilliant monster reveal in a film (e.g. Alien, Jaws, The Thing) is normally referred to as the "money shot", a bad monster reveal is referred to as a "coupon shot". Coined by RedLetterMedia in their reviews of the films Biohazard and Carnosaur 2.

"I thought we were gonna get a great reveal of the monster, but instead we get another awkward coupon shot of the alien just standing there next to a guy in the back of a truck" - Rich Evans

by Southbound Soul June 19, 2017

Blade Running

The act of murdering ones wife and then blaming it on another, usually a black person or other minority. Named because of the famed South African special Olympian Oscar Pistorius "The Blade Runner" who did this in real life.

Andy: What happened to Billy?
Jimmy: In prison for Blade Running his wife
Andy: He always was a sick fuck

by Southbound Soul January 7, 2020