The act of murdering ones wife and then blaming it on another, usually a black person or other minority. Named because of the famed South African special Olympian Oscar Pistorius "The Blade Runner" who did this in real life.
Andy: What happened to Billy?
Jimmy: In prison for Blade Running his wife
Andy: He always was a sick fuck
Jimmy: In prison for Blade Running his wife
Andy: He always was a sick fuck
by Southbound Soul January 07, 2020
When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.
Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven
by Southbound Soul May 31, 2014
A word used to describe the aging useless tub of lard that resides over the Penal Colony of Australia.
by Southbound Soul January 07, 2020
While a brilliant monster reveal in a film (e.g. Alien, Jaws, The Thing) is normally referred to as the "money shot", a bad monster reveal is referred to as a "coupon shot". Coined by RedLetterMedia in their reviews of the films Biohazard and Carnosaur 2.
"I thought we were gonna get a great reveal of the monster, but instead we get another awkward coupon shot of the alien just standing there next to a guy in the back of a truck" - Rich Evans
by Southbound Soul June 19, 2017
The partner of a Phantom Shitter. It is the Second Gunman's job to take decoy shits in order to throw investigators off the Phantom Shitters scent - Or as part of a double pronged attack to inflict maximum damage on a target. A good Second Gunman is prepared to take the fall for the work of the Phantom Shitter, so he can go on to shit again.
A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting
A Second Gunman is an apprentice role of sorts, a position where many future Phantom Shitters learn the most import aspects of the art of phantom shitting
by Southbound Soul November 04, 2023
When an individual sends a text message someone who's sitting next to you instead of simply talking to them
1: Nexting someone because talking is so mainstream
2: I can't believe Larry, he never talks to you. He just sits there Nexting you all day
2: I can't believe Larry, he never talks to you. He just sits there Nexting you all day
by Southbound Soul July 02, 2012
The survivors of the Andes flight disaster suffered from The Shakes after being forced to eat their dead compatriots to survive.
by Southbound Soul March 14, 2018