8 definitions by Soup Lover
A fat, slovenly, untalented, fascist, shithead one-hit wonder who writes right-wing columns on his website criticizing anyone whose political beliefs aren't to the right of Hitler. Like most chickenhawks he never served in the military but is content to see other people fight and die even in unjust wars. Like all wingnuts he's homophobic and wants to impose his evangelical Christian beliefs on the country. Even though he claims to cherish liberty and freedom above all else, he advocates suspension of constitutional rights during times of war and wants to see the government regulate the private behavior of its citizens.
by Soup Lover May 2, 2009
Cindy McCain, also known as Skeletress, is disassembled every night and then reassembled in the morning. She comes in six pieces.
by Soup Lover May 23, 2009
An authoritative individual who has mastered the craft of soup making. This individual demands perfection not only from herself and her soup, but from her customers as well. She runs an efficient and regimented operation. The customers who wish to experience the pleasures her soup can provide must act in accordance with the prescribed policies and procedures.
I went to order some mushroom wild rice soup but Boss Lady threw me out when I horsed around in line.
by Soup Lover April 25, 2008
"How was the Detroit Red Wings-Devils game last night?"
"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."
"I don't know. I fell asleep after the first five minutes."
by Soup Lover May 3, 2009
by Soup Lover May 9, 2009
When a man with a large pot belly wears a shirt that is too tight causing his belly button to make a massive indent in the middle of his stomach resembling a crater on the moon. Generally this man believes that he is incredibly sexy when he is actually disgusting and will compensate by driving BMWs and talking highly of himself. In rare occasions he will also wear "titty shirts" to accentuate his figure and perpetually hard nipples.
Man, did you see TK's crater in the meeting the other day? It looked like an asteroid had crashed into his stomach.
by Soup Lover August 5, 2008
When Mr. Capretta walks into a classroom. "I forgot what I came here for " "Well nevermind have a good day."
by Soup Lover January 18, 2017