Definitions by Soup

monkey grip

The devouring of fabric unintentally into the vaginal crevass of a female.
See camel toe, or moose knuckle

Jesus, I had to use my truck and a logging chain to get her panties out of that giant monkey grip!

monkey grip by Soup April 3, 2003

eat shit 

To have an untimely upset on an off road motorcycle, used in description.

That fag-bitch Scott closed the door on me, causing me to lose the front end, then I ate shit bad!

eat shit by soup April 3, 2003