Soon 2. B. Unemployed's definitions

helper pillow

While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.

Honey, wait, this bed is too saggy. Let's get a helper pillow.

by soon 2. b. unemployed December 26, 2012

Ogallala

Noun. The sound a person makes while giving a great deep-throat blow-job and trying to say "Oh God, I love you.".

Dude, last night I was getting this great blow-job and when she looked up at me, all I could hear was "Ogallala". I didn't want to ask her what she said because she probably would've stopped sucking. I've never been to Nebraska.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed July 9, 2012

dingle phlegm

The thick, clingy cum that hangs off your penis when you pull out of your mate.

"Baby, that ride was awesome. It felt like you came a gallon. Be careful when you pull out so your dingle phlegm doesn't drop on the helper pillow."

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 7, 2013

polishing Yul Brenner's head

Masturbatory term.

My mom said I'd grow hair on my palms if I kept polishing Yul Brenner's head, but I'm determined to wear that hair off.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

paddle whacking

Masturbatory term.

I saw that tweet from Jessica Alba and just had to start paddle whacking.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

hermaphrogeek

A female geek who has totally lost any semblance of womanhood.

Fred: Yo, Ted! I haven't seen Cheryl in ages. What the heck happened to her?
Ted: I don't know. She totally got into Warcraft and now she seems to have turned into a hermaphrogeek. I can't tell if she's still a girl or not.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed July 10, 2012

hermathlete

An Olympic caliber athlete with questionable gender origins.

Bob: Hey Jim, were you watching the Olympic swimming competition last night?
Jim: Yeah, did you see that hermathlete from Germany?
Bob: Hermathlete?
Jim: Yeah, I couldn't tell by looking at her whether she was a squatter or a pointer. Hopefully the blood testing will tell us.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed July 10, 2012