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Makes me uncomfortable 

The three magic words to get someone in instant maximum trouble and automatically unwelcome in any group indefinitely.
A: *literally just exists*
B: He makes me uncomfortable
A: *banned forever*

aeslhectic 

Formerly "Sambience" and "Sam-sama", he's basically narcissism incarnate. Cruel, vicious, callous, arrogant, antagonistic, sadistic, condescending, egotistical, etc., any toxic trait you can think of, yet for some fucking reason everyone aware of him on YouTube loves him and puts him on their highest pedestals despite (or even BECAUSE of) his blatantly toxic behavior and will shame, undermine and slander anyone at the drop of the hat who ever has the temerity to suggest he's anything less than absolutely perfect, which is nothing short of wild.

His YouTube channel consists of an anime boy and a banner of a cropped picture of an anime guy playing the piano with a girl standing behind him, but that's all just there to deceive others (possibly deliberately) into believing he's some kind, warm-hearted individual.

The individual in question has a chronic habit of addressing others he antagonizes as "kid" and firing a minigun of all kinds of hurtful insults, just to intimidate them and rape their self-esteems and in a pathetic attempt to look "cool" as he often brags about. One may think he's a vicious 900 lb grizzly bear, but really he's an angry little chihuahua with a huge Napoleon complex, as any stereotypical internet tough guy would be. And this person actually confirmed it from his now-deleted videos showing photos of himself: a chubby little kid (ironically) in glasses who looks no older than a high school freshman.
Oh, speaking of internet tough guy, aeslhectic once claimed he's also just as tough in real life as he is on the internet, but thinking that'll convince anyone of his "coolness" and "toughness" is just insulting their intelligences.

He's the #1 reason why I wish Beyond Scared Straight gets renewed for more seasons.
aeslhectic by Someone32143214 December 18, 2024
(Pronounced bo-chill) A term meaning "cringy Indonesian child", literally the most inferior and disgusting beings on earth. Behaviors include but are not limited to invading your personal space, using cringy and outdated humor in a pathetic attempt to win you over, and have unhealthy obsessions over anything to the point they worship them like a new religion. You know you're a special kind of loser if this is literally the only demographic you're able to get along with. Matter of fact, you'd actually be even LESS of a loser and FAR less humiliating if you didn't have anyone to get along with at all.

For some reason, they're mostly like this towards Koreans, particularly girls who wear hijabs everywhere to cover their bald heads.
Bocil: *literally standing an inch away* "Anyeong chingu/hyung/oppa! I made a soap sculpture of you and I can make you more because you so jjang! Saranghamnida!"
Korean: "Fuck off bocil"
Bocil: "But I want to be your chingu/hyung/oppa! Jjebal!"
Korean: "Go be someone else's chingu/hyung/oppa"
Bocil: "Your rudeness makes me sarang you even more! Your daebak is over 9000!"
Korean: 💀
bocil by Someone32143214 December 17, 2023

Uncomfortable 

The magic word to instantly get someone in a FUCK-load of trouble over ANYTHING.
A: *Behaves like a normal person*
Everyone: THE BEHAVIOR MAKES US UNCOMFORTABLE!!!
A: *Banned permanently*
Uncomfortable by Someone32143214 December 5, 2023

experience 

The absolute most hated word among today's youth, and with good reason. They invest years and ten thousands of cash in a college education in hopes to better their chances for a job, only to get told that none of that shit matters unless you have "experience", which you can only acquire through jobs. This is how they end up homeless or at least sheltered past 30.
Applicant: "Hello, I'm a graduate of a prestigious university with a doctorate's degree and I'd like to apply for the entry-level job you just posted"

Company: "We don't give a shit about your background, we won't consider you unless you have experience"

Applicant: "But I can't get experience unless I have a job"

Company: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
experience by Someone32143214 September 19, 2023

Indonesians 

Literally the ONLY people you'll ever get to hang out with if you don't stop taking everything so goddamn seriously and grow a thick skin.
"You take things too seriously, either grow a thick skin, or hang out with Indonesians the rest of your life"
Indonesians by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023

Indonesia 

The Weenie Hut Jr. of countries. By contrast, America is Salty Spitoon.
American: "I think you'd be more comfortable over at that country"
Non-American: "Indonesia?! Are you saying I belong in Indonesia?!"
American: "No, sorry, I was actually pointing to the country above it."
Non-American: "Malaysia"?!
American: "Yeah. Unless you think you have thick enough skin to hang out with me."
(Non-American inhales; cut to him at Indonesia)
Indonesia by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023