Someone32143214's definitions

Retarded

Synonym for delayed, generally used when referring to ignition times of car engines.

Also the #1 trigger word in social media for some reason, even though worse and more unambiguously derogatory words exist, such as nigger, and most people use it to just colloquially describe something bullshit, you know, WITHOUT making fun of the mentally disabled.

Facebook user 1: Have you heard about the mayor's decision to raise taxes for low-income families?
Facebook user 2: Yeah, ruining chances of those who hardly had any to start with? That's just retarded.
Autistic person:
Random Canadian girl: TRIGGERED

by Someone32143214 November 4, 2019

defensive

The most sure way to make absolutely everyone hate you. It's the absolute most DESPICABLE fucking thing a human being can ever do. Bar fucking none.

I will say this once, and I will not say it again:

NEVER.
GET.
DEFENSIVE.

It'll be the absolute last fucking thing you'll ever do. Mark my fucking words.

A: *gets defensive*
A: *gets hated by everyone*
A: *Surprised Pikachu face*

by Someone32143214 August 24, 2022

disciprine

The #1 most overused excuse used by Asian parents to justify beating the fuck out of their kids yet still get surprised when that only makes them even worse.

Korean kid: I can't believe you beated me up last night over crappy grades and kicked me out of the house.
Parent: It was just disciprine. I only did that because I love you.
Kid: bruh

by Someone32143214 January 31, 2021

Indonesia

The Weenie Hut Jr. of countries. By contrast, America is Salty Spitoon.

American: "I think you'd be more comfortable over at that country"
Non-American: "Indonesia?! Are you saying I belong in Indonesia?!"
American: "No, sorry, I was actually pointing to the country above it."
Non-American: "Malaysia"?!
American: "Yeah. Unless you think you have thick enough skin to hang out with me."
(Non-American inhales; cut to him at Indonesia)

by Someone32143214 June 14, 2023

defensive

The gaslighter's bread and butter. The word you will most likely hear from them if you do anything other than acknowledge and accept their bullshit in some lame attempt to guilt trip you into doing it.

Gaslighter: *throws bullshit at victim*
Victim: *angrily reprimands gaslighter for it*
Gaslighter: "See, you're being defensive, stop it"

by Someone32143214 July 7, 2022

Makes me uncomfortable

The three magic words to get someone in instant maximum trouble and automatically unwelcome in any group indefinitely.

A: *literally just exists*
B: He makes me uncomfortable
A: *banned forever*

by Someone32143214 February 19, 2025

#nogoodway

Some bullshit campaign from Canada going around the internet that somehow managed to brainwash thousands into the phony belief that using "retarded" is automatically bullying the mentally disabled no matter how it's used, even when the thing "retarded" was referring to didn't even have to do with them to begin with. Yet they still choose to ignore that logic and bring upon their twisted idea that it's still comparing the unpleasant thing "retarded" is referring to to the mentally disabled which makes absolutely no fucking sense. They even made a little PSA where some guy in an office uses "retarded" in the proper colloquial context on the phone, you know, WITHOUT talking about the mentally disabled (let alone bullying them), and all of a sudden everyone else there demonizes him as a goblin which hardly makes any difference. Presumably run by SJWs and white knights thinking they're doing the entire mentally disabled group a favor by unconditionally defending them 24/7 as if they even asked for it to begin with (and despite there actually being neurodivergents who don't care about that word at all unless it's actually being used as a slur, believe it or not)

The campaign is run by Special Olympics groups and while we don't have anything against them and genuinely respect all the athletes and their will to overcome their disabilities, the problem with their campaign is that they take the idea of using that word to bully those mentally disabled people TO AN UNNECESSARY EXTREME. And that's what most of the criticism tries to address, that it's not a slur per se unless it's actually being used as one to bully and demean the mentally disabled. Yet they don't listen to that either and continue to insist on their belief that their campaign is absolutely perfect and the #1 thing this world needs than anything else.

PS: Written by someone with autism.

"bruh that's so retarded"
"Uh, excuse me, that's an ableist slur, and you're bullying the mentally disabled with that behavior #nogoodway"
"but I wasn't even talking about them"
"Yes you were, you're comparing the thing you were referring to to the mentally disabled and implying that they're as inferior as they are"
"...Are you for real"

by Someone32143214 February 13, 2022