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A tragically young death, typically at or below the age of 40 or 50.

There's quite a few variations of the phrase. "Digging yourself an early grave", "Meeting an early grave", and "Driving someone into an early grave", to name a few.
1. Rhonda's son, Carson dug himself an early grave at the age of 29, thanks to his drug abuse and alcoholism.

2. Michael and Paula had a son named Harry, who met an early grave at the tender age of eight, due to leukemia.

3. Earl's job forced him to work odd hours, resulting in severe sleep deprivation. He aged very poorly as a result, and it ultimately drove him into an early grave at the age of 36.
by Someone who kinda exists December 7, 2020
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1. Something extremely dirty and uncalled for, used to gain an advantage.

2. Masturbation.
1. China releasing a virus across the world was a real dick move.

2. Masturbation is technically a "Dick Move" if you think literally.
by Someone who kinda exists September 30, 2021
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A.K.A The trachea. This is where uncooperative food goes down (instead of the esophagus) in an attempt to make you experience what it feels like to die by choking.
A man was found dead in a local restaurant this evening. The doctors say his food went down the wrong tube and got stuck.
by Someone who kinda exists October 29, 2021
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When someone is trying to discreetly do something on purpose to drop a hint that would be rude to say out loud, they'll say "oops" to pretend that it was accidental.
A mom enters a checkout lane with four screaming little brats.
Annoyed, the man standing behind her drops a package of condoms in the woman's cart and says, "Oops!" but he does not remove the package.
by Someone who kinda exists December 28, 2022
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The act of excessively worshipping a character (real or fictional), usually one who is explicitly stated and/or shown to be not exactly morally upright, if not outright evil. Often, someone who stans will completely ignore all of the negative things about the character, or excessively downplay the negative parts to an illogical degree.
Please stop stanning Dream. He cheated in a speedrun, and for what? Are you saying cheaters are people who should be looked up to?
by Someone who kinda exists December 28, 2022
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The lesser-known cousin of the Lego Brick. It is far more painful to step on, but gets overshadowed because it's more common to find Legos on the floor.
Stepping on a tack is a good way to learn a new language.
by Someone who kinda exists September 13, 2021
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Not yet affected by one or more president(s).

(Not to be confused with "unprecedented.")
Before Mount Rushmore was carved, its natural beauty was unpresidented.
by Someone who kinda exists October 29, 2022
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