515 definitions by Someone who kinda exists

Doorstopper

A book that is so comically large, it can literally be used as an actual doorstopper.

My doorstopper of a book is just shy of 1,000 pages. And the pages are HUGE.

by Someone who kinda exists March 9, 2022

BigJigglyPanda

An overweight "homeless" guy with disturbing anger issues and an unbelievably irritating laugh that has been described as sounding like "A dying dolphin".

He's also a YouTuber.

The amount of people who don't realize that BigJigglyPanda needs serious help is downright appalling. The man broke his TV over a game of Mario Kart.

by Someone who kinda exists August 12, 2021

Headboys

1. A pop band

2. An odd term for a neurologist. See also: Brainologist

"Maybe I should sleep...I don't know. I'm not a brain doctor. What are those called? Brainologists?"

"Headboys."

"Yeah, headboys."

by Someone who kinda exists September 13, 2021

"Cuss"tomer

A customer that makes you want to say not nice words, but you can't because you're at work.

I had a long day at work. Enough "cuss"tomers for one lifetime.

by Someone who kinda exists July 2, 2022

Horny Jail

Where the FBI takes you when a lewd artist forgets to say "All characters are portrayed as being eighteen or older."

*Bonk*

"You're going to Horny Jail!"

"No! I didn't know she was only sixteen! I was just on Deviantart and the artist forgot to say that the characters were aged up!"

by Someone who kinda exists August 17, 2021

National Treasure

A blasphemous term for a person who is extremely well-liked by everyone.

Betty White is a national treasure

by Someone who kinda exists September 6, 2021

John Nonny & Dan Shaba

Two guys who used to make puns together and became famous as "The Pun Guys." Now they ran out of ideas and they just do whatever random crap they want, occasionally with puns sprinkled in to remind you that they used to be the most legendary pun-making group on the Internet.

Remember when John Nonny & Dan Shaba made puns?

by Someone who kinda exists May 9, 2023