Skip to main content

Somebody, but not Nobody's definitions

big brother

1) To conformists, goths, and teenagers, the name of a shitty reality TV show.

2) The name of a character who watched the activities of all the citizen in George Orwell's book, 1984.

3) The phrase given to anything that violates one's privacy, read Patriot Act.
1) Big Brother is a load of shit.

2) Big Brother is watching you.

3) George W. Bush is Big Brother, and furthermore proof republicans should be shot.
by Somebody, but not Nobody September 12, 2004
mugGet the big brothermug.

bikeshedding

A point when a meeting or discussion ceases to focus on the primary topic at hand, to focus on more trivial concepts.
"So we're confident the use of a heavy water moderator will totally reduce void risk, especially when pumped horizontally through the core. Thoughts?"
"Uh yeah, are we gonna paint the bike shed purple?"
"I think blue is more harmonious."
"No, its should be yellow."
"FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS STOP WITH THE LITERAL BIKESHEDDING!"
mugGet the bikesheddingmug.

them'll

A contraction for "them all".

First coined by YouTuber HBomberguy in a video essay about plagarism. It makes about as much sense in context.
Jesus christ it wasn't y'all IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE! IT WAS THEM'LL
by Somebody, but not Nobody January 19, 2024
mugGet the them'llmug.

great, thanks

The corporate speak version of "go fuck yourself" or "fuck you" or something along those lines in context.
Manager: This patch is full of really sloppy conditional statements and unused variables. I think we can clean this up a bit. Take your time to get it right.

Me: Great, thanks! I'll get these changes in right away.
mugGet the great, thanksmug.

NFT

1) Abbr, for "Nice Fuckin' Titties." See Pornhub for additional information.

2) Abbr, for "Non Fungible Token," a theoretical record in an immutable ledger that allows you to stake a claim of 'ownership' of a digital asset. Never you mind that NFTs don't function as claims of ownership, nor of copyright. Nor that they exist for any legitimate purpose except to rugpull suckers of their money. For additional information, see the video "Line Goes Up" on your video sharing platform of choice.
I had originally thought that Jessica's NFTs were her titties from a zip site, imagine my shock when all it was, WAS A GOD DAMN APE PICTURE!!
by Somebody, but not Nobody June 1, 2022
mugGet the NFTmug.

noob cannon

A weapon in a first person shooter which all the newbs use because its easy to kill others with, or they aren't ready or willing to give another gun a shot.
In Rainbow Six 3, the Grenade Launcher is the noob cannon, most servers don't even run it unless they want amusement.
by Somebody, but not Nobody October 17, 2004
mugGet the noob cannonmug.

Share this definition