3 definitions by Some Lao Wai

(gôrd, gohrd)
v.
To have one's hypocrisy exposed.
Al was gored when the power consumption of his mansion was released in the media.
by Some Lao Wai April 26, 2007
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the act of digitally stimulating one's own sex organs
Jack's blind from playing too much sexual solitaire.
by Some Lao Wai May 8, 2006
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A cross between ring of fire and butt mud experienced after eating a spicy meal particularly one laced with chili peppers and chili oil.
After eating that shui zhu niu rou at South Beauty, I barely made it home before I was struck down with Sichuan Butt Mud.
by Some Lao Wai May 8, 2006
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