klip

Some scottish guy I know.

<soiled> hey klip
<klip> hey

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Beast ugly bitch

Married to the ugly bearded fuck head.

"Dude, the ugly bearded fuck head is married to the beast ugly bitch."

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

government

Gay man's orgy.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Click Click Boom!

1) An exclamation of joy.
2) The noise a shotgun makes.
3) The noise a bomb makes two clicks before going off.
4) A song.

1) "Dude!!! Click Click BOOM!!!"
2) "I'm gonna kill your punkass bitch" *click click BOOM*
3) *click* *click* *BOOM*
4) "Dude have you heard click click boom yet?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Linyos Torovoltos

The Spaniard car salesman who has a name which sounds like Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux.

"Yo queiro llamar Linyos Torovoltos."
"Nuevo Fiat!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003

take a slash

British slang "to urinate".

"Dude, I'm dying to take a slash, but I can't find a bog."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003