Soiled Undergarment's definitions

teh

1) Typo for "the".
2) Very
3) An Asian name spellchecked with Microsoft Word.

1) "I just shot teh teacup."
2) "That is teh L337."
3) Teh.

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file used during boot.
2) Male genitalia.

"Dude, you don't wanna go around fucking with your AUTOEXEC.BAT!!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

5318008

When typed into a calculator and flipped upside down, the display reads "BOOBIES".

by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003

cahoots

Online banking service

"Dude, I need money to buy 20ks."
"Dude, go to www.cahoot.com they'll even buy it for ya!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

foreskin

Now outdated by the new fiveskin.

"Dude, your foreskin is so old, I've got a fiveskin."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

SHIT HIT THE FAN

When a secret is let out with potentially devastating consequences. If some faeces were to come into contact with a fan it would splatter them everywhere, devastating.

"I told this guy at my school how his girlfriend was a good lay, then the shit hit the fan."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Internet

1) A place for illegal activity, porn, drugs, hacking and games. A place where anything goes. The Internet is just a bunch of computers and endless cable. Internet is ran by the phone company.

2) The inner lining of your swimsuit.

1) "Dude, let's get warez and porn and then do some h4x0ring." "Dude, you wanna go on Internet?"

2) "Dude, I just logged on to my internet!" "Dude, that is sick, mention it again and you get tempbanned."

by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003