Soiled Undergarment's definitions

goldmember

A Dutch guy who, like me, eats his own skin flakes.

"Dude, you're like Goldmember eating that shit."

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

<><

A Jesus fish, usually found on cars.

Have a Jesus fish. <><

by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003

Mass

A Catholic celebration in which people celebrate the Last Supper where Jesus performed the ultimate sacrifice.

"Dude, mass sucks."
"Haha, you gotta go to Mass, lewser!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Heathrow Airport

1) The busiest airport in the world.
2) A place to go during a heatwave if you want to pass out.

1) "Dude, we're going to Heathrow!"
2) "Dude, I wanna die." "Dude, let's go to Heathrow."

by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003

zeeky boogy doog

Word causing the a random bomb to appear out of nowhere.

"Dude, after watching that movie you're scared of saying the zeeky words?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Frango

1) Portuguese for chicken.
2) Some scottish guy I know.

<soiled> hey frango
<frango> hey
<soiled> want some chicken?
<frango> no ty

by Soiled Undergarment October 13, 2003

Vacuum-Job

When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.

"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003