Soiled Undergarment's definitions

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What people write on Urbandictionary when they don't know how to link to another UD word.

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by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

jack-off

1) When an angry mother orders her son (named Jack) off a ride outside Tesco.
2) To masturbate.

1) "Get off the Postman Pat ride, you've been on long enough... JACK, OFF!"
2) "Dude, I am going to jack off."

by Soiled Undergarment August 15, 2003

Taco Bell

1) A phreaking group who are a spin off of the Bell phone company.
2) A popular fast food chain with nice chicken quesadilla.

1) "Dude, I'm a member of Taco Bell."
2) "Dude, there's a Taco Bell there, wanna go get some lunch?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

11 88 88

One of the many companies in the 118 directory enquiries business. It was fun to phone at first, now the company's fame went to their heads and are providing a shitty service.

"Dude, 11 88 88 suck."
"Aye."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

loaf

1) A chunk of bread.
2) Cockney Rhyming Slang for head.
3) A linux distro.

1) "Dude, I'm going to the store to buy a loaf, want anything?"
2) "Dude, you've got a big loaf."
3) "Dude, I love L.O.A.F, Linux On A Floppy."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

toilet

A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.

"Dude, Toilet!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

floppy disk

A 3.5" disk used to store 1.44MB, a ridiculous amount of space but it is now coming out of fashion.

"Dude, I feel chlostrophobic when I use a floppy disk."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003