Soiled Undergarment's definitions

Ambulance

A specially equipped vehicle used to transport the sick or injured.

"Dude, call me an ambulance!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

telephone toughguy

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.

"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

P. Diddy

1) A child's term for a penis.
2) A rapper who changes his name every month.

1) "Mummy, I need to use my p diddy, I'm going to the toilet."
2) "What is he calling himself now?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Click Click Boom!

1) An exclamation of joy.
2) The noise a shotgun makes.
3) The noise a bomb makes two clicks before going off.
4) A song.

1) "Dude!!! Click Click BOOM!!!"
2) "I'm gonna kill your punkass bitch" *click click BOOM*
3) *click* *click* *BOOM*
4) "Dude have you heard click click boom yet?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

cahoots

Online banking service

"Dude, I need money to buy 20ks."
"Dude, go to www.cahoot.com they'll even buy it for ya!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

foreskin

Now outdated by the new fiveskin.

"Dude, your foreskin is so old, I've got a fiveskin."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003