Soiled Undergarment's definitions

Word up, kids?

What your mum says to be cool.

"Word up, kids, howz ma homies?"
"Dude, look at your mum"

by Soiled Undergarment August 16, 2003

BBC

British Broadcasting Corporation

1) A group of people who tax the nation for their income.
2) Anything goes in their IRC channels, however you cannot connect to them outside their site.
3) People who are obsessed with 'dossier sex'.
4) Great TV programs.

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

Sir Robyn of Cooke

Robin Cook's name if he had lived a couple of hundred years ago.

"Good morrow, Sir Robyn of Cooke!"
"Good morrow!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

Linyos Torovoltos

The Spaniard car salesman who has a name which sounds like Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux.

"Yo queiro llamar Linyos Torovoltos."
"Nuevo Fiat!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

stroke

To have a slow wank.

"Dude, today's been so quick, when I go home I'm gonna stroke."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

telephone toughguy

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.

"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003