Taco Bell

1) A phreaking group who are a spin off of the Bell phone company.
2) A popular fast food chain with nice chicken quesadilla.

1) "Dude, I'm a member of Taco Bell."
2) "Dude, there's a Taco Bell there, wanna go get some lunch?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

jack-off

1) When an angry mother orders her son (named Jack) off a ride outside Tesco.
2) To masturbate.

1) "Get off the Postman Pat ride, you've been on long enough... JACK, OFF!"
2) "Dude, I am going to jack off."

by Soiled Undergarment August 15, 2003

SHIT HIT THE FAN

When a secret is let out with potentially devastating consequences. If some faeces were to come into contact with a fan it would splatter them everywhere, devastating.

"I told this guy at my school how his girlfriend was a good lay, then the shit hit the fan."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Ambulance Chaser

1) An ambulance fanatic who chases ambulances as a past time.
2) A PI claim guy.

1) "Dude, that's a September 2001 Beds & Herts Paramedic Unit!! Follow!!!"
2) "Have you been hurt in an accident that was not your fault? You may be entitled to a claim..."

by Soiled Undergarment September 29, 2003

Sir Robyn of Cooke

Robin Cook's name if he had lived a couple of hundred years ago.

"Good morrow, Sir Robyn of Cooke!"
"Good morrow!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

stroke

To have a slow wank.

"Dude, today's been so quick, when I go home I'm gonna stroke."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Linyos Torovoltos

The Spaniard car salesman who has a name which sounds like Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux.

"Yo queiro llamar Linyos Torovoltos."
"Nuevo Fiat!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003