142 definitions by Soiled Undergarment

floppy disk

A 3.5" disk used to store 1.44MB, a ridiculous amount of space but it is now coming out of fashion.

"Dude, I feel chlostrophobic when I use a floppy disk."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

purple mushroom

A poisonous fungus.

"Don't eat that purple mushroom!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

klip

Some scottish guy I know.

<soiled> hey klip
<klip> hey

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.

"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Beast ugly bitch

Married to the ugly bearded fuck head.

"Dude, the ugly bearded fuck head is married to the beast ugly bitch."

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

government

Gay man's orgy.

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

teh

1) Typo for "the".
2) Very
3) An Asian name spellchecked with Microsoft Word.

1) "I just shot teh teacup."
2) "That is teh L337."
3) Teh.

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003