Soiled Undergarment's definitions

Anti-pirate Buttpirate

An organisation like the RIAA, MPAA or BPI who are aiming to cut down online piracy.

"Dude, did you hear about that teacher that got sued by the anti-pirate buttpirates?"
"Yeah, god damn the BPI."

by Soiled Undergarment November 7, 2004

Dogbert

Genetically he may be a dog, but Dogbert is no man's best friend. He treats people with disdain, reserving special contempt for Dilbert, who's no master--or match--for Dogbert. (Although he wouldn't admit it, if push came to shove, he'd protect the bumbler. And never let him forget it).

His not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. He anointed himself St. Dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.

We're very fortunate to be living in the time of Dogbert.

by Soiled Undergarment January 22, 2004

Aye

Shakespearean English word meaning 'yes'. Aye is now used in Northern England and amongst posh people.

"More tea?"
"Aye."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

drop and unload

To drop your pants then to masturbate with the sole purpose of ejaculating.

"Dude, do you feel heavy?"
"Dude, yeah."
"Dude, drop and unload, and see if you feel lighter."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

TWAT

1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Exxon Valdez

A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.

"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

search engine

1) A vehicle driven by a rescue crew.
2) A website which turns up thousands of useless websites, not really an engine. Only good thing it can do is locate pr0n.

1) "Dude, let's stay together so if I die you can call a search engine."
2) "Aww shit I hate search engines, they don't find anything, except pr0n."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003