Soiled Undergarment's definitions

Scab

Formed when platelets in the blood come in to contact with oxygen in the air. Irresistable to pick.

"I love picking scabs."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

zeeky boogy doog

Word causing the a random bomb to appear out of nowhere.

"Dude, after watching that movie you're scared of saying the zeeky words?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

Frango

1) Portuguese for chicken.
2) Some scottish guy I know.

<soiled> hey frango
<frango> hey
<soiled> want some chicken?
<frango> no ty

by Soiled Undergarment October 13, 2003

Vacuum-Job

When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.

"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Windows XP

One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!

"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

F12

Last function key.

"Dude, press F12."
"Dude, why?"
"Dude, Just press it."
"Dude, nothing happened."
"Dude, it's great isn't it."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

spacebar

1) The social place for Astronauts.
2) A key on a keyboard which has a nice name but doesn't do much.

"Dude, I am going to Mir."
"Dude, have fun at the spacebar."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003