Soiled Undergarment's definitions

auf wiedersehen

Auf wiedersehen - Goodbye
Auf Fernsehen - On the TV

"Auf Wiedersehen John Jawohl!"
"John Jawohl ist auf Fernsehen!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

autoexec

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file
2) Male genitalia

"Dude, don't fuck with your autoexec.bat!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

AUTOEXEC.BAT

1) Computer file used during boot.
2) Male genitalia.

"Dude, you don't wanna go around fucking with your AUTOEXEC.BAT!!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

Fire In the Hole

1) Used when an explosion is imminent.
2) What you get after too much curry.

1) "Dude, FIRE IN THE HOLE!" *Explosion*
2) *Fart* "Dude, I got fire in the hole!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

fluff your jesus

When you have a statue of Jesus and you use a dustbuster on it.

"Dude, that Jesus needs fluffing."
"Dude, I'm gonna fluff my Jesus."

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by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003

goldmember

A Dutch guy who, like me, eats his own skin flakes.

"Dude, you're like Goldmember eating that shit."

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

toilet

A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.

"Dude, Toilet!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003