SnakeBiter's definitions

fire crotch

Sex move where one gets some sort of spice residue in their mouth (tobasco, pepper, hot sauce, etc.) and give a blow-job. Bonus points if you get the spice in the penis hole.

Brandon was in pain after receiving head from this biotch because she pulled off the fire crotch with jalapeno residue.

by SnakeBiter October 12, 2009

Falcon Punch

Sex move derived from Nintendo's Captain Falcon. While doggy-styling a girl, the guy yells "FALCON PUUNNCH!" and immediately pulls out and penetrates the girl's anal so she can feel what it's like to be Falcon Punch'd in-game.

The other night, Alex pulled off the Falcon Punch on the ¢25 whore we bought him. After hearing him yell the phrase, we heard the bitch scream in agony.

by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009

The Snapper

Sex move used when a man fully inserts his penis in the twat/anal from behind, the person penetrated swings his/her ass violently to the side which results in "snapping" the penis of the penetrator in half.

Henry decided to be gay and booty-bang Josh while he's asleep, but Josh pulled off the snapper and "snapped" Henry's small dick.

by SnakeBiter October 7, 2009

Expwned

Where one has feelings for his/her ex and keeps getting in contact with him or her, which results in being pwned one way or another due to being a spin-less retard who can't get over the ex and move on.

Jonny and John were Expwned the other night; they should've known that it was a bad idea to contact their ex.

by SnakeBiter November 2, 2009

Braveheart

Sex move where a man penetrates a female on her period or penetrate somebody's anal until they get blood all over the penis. Then you pull out and yell "Freeeeeedooooom" and cock-slap your partner's face with your bloody "sword".

Sam pulled off the braveheart on Mike. It was pretty bloody and funny mate.

by SnakeBiter October 13, 2009

The Excalibur

A sex move where you penetrate your partner's anus by surprise, and when they're yelling/screaming "Get it out! Take it out!", you continue penetrating and say "Sorry, you'll have to wait till the King gets here."

Bonus points when you're about to orgasm, you yell "The King has arrived and wants to share Exalibur!" and pull out, stick it in your partner's mouth, and jizz.

Johnny pulled off The Excalibur on his biotch the other night; she sure was in for a surprise.

by SnakeBiter October 20, 2009

The Kirby

Sexual act derived from the famous game character Kirby. This is when a person is able to put a man's shaft and both balls in the mouth (licking the balls while performing this is a huge plus). Because of this, the person's face becomes rounded and bigger, resembling Kirby.

I don't know how that bitch over there pulled off the Kirby on big dick DJ.

by snakebiter October 7, 2009