Smurf's definitions

Wizard Slayer

This warrior has been specially trained by his sect to excel in hunting and attacking spell casters of all kinds. While somewhat underpowered in our opinions, they prove useful in certain situations.

Strong warriors, not comparatively.

by smurf August 23, 2004

ettercap

An ettercap resembles a humanoid spider. it has four limbs with mandibles and spinnerets. ettercaps are cunning enough to attack from hiding, using their webs to hold enemies in place- an effective tactic considering the ettercap's bite is poisonous.

they are easy to kill though

by Smurf August 17, 2004

handbag house

A type of House music. Handbag house consists of the obligatory disco diva lyrics, simple four-on-the-floor TR-909 kick drums, hi-hats on the upbeats, Basic synth stabs in a minor key, and sometimes a snare on beats two and four. Videos often feature the singer in a leather costume dancing around while a sculpted bald black man gyrates his hips whilst also attempting to look threatening. Its name comes from the phenomenon of a group of women dancing around a pile of their handbags.

Damn son this handbag house shit is GAY!

by Smurf May 17, 2007

chumbra

A chumbra is a spectral creature that will not attack if left unprovoked.

its a scary monster that can kill easily

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Gold Dwarf

Gold Dwarves don't share their cousins' dour nature. However, they are less agile. Like shield dwarves they are stout and tough.

Gimli would be more than likely classified here.

by smurf August 22, 2004

bugbear

Bugbears are the largest of the goblinoids. these huge creatures tower over the battlefield, srtiking terror into all who see them. like many large creatures bugbears are both helped and hindered by their great size. their tremendous strength makes them wrecking machines in combat, but drops their armor class making them more vulnerable.

A bugbear is like an enlarged goblin.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

trucking

When someone is on LSD and you take a pillow and a flashlight, run at them with the flashlight on and hit them in the face with a pillow. then, yell, "TRUCK!" usually is followed by the person thinking that they were hit by a truck. Person trucking+good trip=bad trip.

(trucking is situational)

by smurf May 13, 2005