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Skald

This nordic bard is also a warrior of great strength, skill, and virtue. His songs are inspiring sagas of battle and valor, and the skald devotes his life to those pursuits.
by smurf August 23, 2004
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Deep Gnome

Deep Gnomes, are also known as svirfneblin, are legendary because they are so rarely seen. They live deep under the earth, where they create beautiful artifacts made of precious metals and gems, as well as fantastic creations of stonework. They live under constant threat of attack from other races. This has made the svirfneblin wise and agile, if somewhat timid and retiring.
by smurf August 23, 2004
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homebrew

1. Another name for amateur pornography. Usually pictures/videos you have taken of your ex girl/boy friends.
"Ok guys, anymore homebrew posted on Something Awful will get you banned"
by smurf July 2, 2007
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Swarthy

adj. To be pirate-like. Being worthy, usually used in the form of a compliment.
Those were some swarthy moves you put on last night
by Smurf March 13, 2005
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Dark treant

Dark treants are twisted, animated trees that drink the blood of living things. their natural wood exterior makes them difficult to hurt.
a dark treant looks like a tree but when you least expect it it is eating you.
by Smurf August 17, 2004
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mind flayer

Minf flayers are inexorably evil, existing only for their own pleasure, even at the great expense of hundreds of other creatures. mind flayers feed by extracting the brains of their victims and devouring them whole.
by smurf August 17, 2004
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otyugh

Otyughs have a large bulbous body with a gaping maw of razor-shape teeth. they attack with two large tentacles, which they use to drag prey into their mouths. Otyughs generally live in piles of offal or other waste, but aren't shy about adding fresh meat to their diet. they are aggressive and relentless, they cause disease on anyone unfortunate enough to be bitten.
by smurf June 27, 2006
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