SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions

wirespooler bitch

The type of bitch with some janky ass brace job that literally shreds dicks to smitherines

Yo Chad why you're dick look all raw and shit bro sandy was a wirespooler bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

off brand bitch

A generic ass bitch, not only can't afford to be the real thing, but doesn't have what it takes to be the real thing.

Get a load of this off brand bitch over here tryna be me

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 8, 2022

fluffernutter and jelly

When you cum inside of a bitch on her period and eat her out after.

Dude I can't believe I fluffernutter and jelly'd that bitch last night

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

cubbard stuffer

A person or persons who shove numerous household items up their ass just to see how much it can fit.

"Dude I think my house was robbed" "nah man I got everything right here tucked away" "omg frank you goddamn cubbard stuffer."

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022

dirty skillet

Another term for dirty pussy, and or asshole.

Yo that bitch had a dirty skillet

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

crash course bitch

Another way to call someone a practice girl, not typically hot, not typically great, but similar to that pack of meat that's cheaper than the other it'll have to do.

Damn yo she was a crash course bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.

"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022