When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 09, 2022
The gold star standard of bitches. The type of bitch that folds their jeans over their ankles with a fuckboy haircut. You can smell the douchebag coming off of them from a block away.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
The type of bitch that has a best by date on her forehead similar to a crash course bitch in many aspects a best by bitch is only good for a few days. Typically used for a place to stay, foodstamps, or welfare checks. Best by the 1st of the month.
"what happened bro I thought you were staying with Trish" "nah bro she was a best by bitch, I fucked her and stole her foodstamps"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 18, 2022
The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022
When a girl eats a bunch of corn and you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you cum in the shitty corny mixture.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
One of the highest ranking in the peeping Tom category. A gloryhole goblin is a nasty little troll like creature who gets off on watching dudes shit and wash their foreskin.
"Bro I swear theres someone watching me I think it's a gloryhole goblin" "there ain't no such thing as a gloryhole goblin" 24 A Winter Street Sanford ME
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022