SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions

balanced bitch

The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.

" I needa find me a balanced bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022

slinky richard

A fucking god the leader of the Riverside cult. Me trustyn fucking cloutier

When the cops ask for my name I tell em Slinky Richard

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

off brand bitch

A generic ass bitch, not only can't afford to be the real thing, but doesn't have what it takes to be the real thing.

Get a load of this off brand bitch over here tryna be me

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 8, 2022

coach class bitch

A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.

I need to find me a coach class bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022

sephelis stamp

The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis

Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

crash course bitch

A practice girl.

You still with Hillary, nah man she was a crash course bitch.

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Sperm dragon

When a bitch sucks so much dick you can not only see, but smell the cum coming from her mouth when she talks.

Get the fuck outta here you fuckin sperm dragon

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022