SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp's definitions

thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.

"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022

crumb cake bitch

The type of bitch that that's not only crumby but crumbles to the floor when out of line.

Listen here you crumb cake bitch get the fuck outta my walls

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 10, 2022

balanced bitch

The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.

" I needa find me a balanced bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022

coach class bitch

A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.

I need to find me a coach class bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022

slinky richard

A fucking god the leader of the Riverside cult. Me trustyn fucking cloutier

When the cops ask for my name I tell em Slinky Richard

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

breezeline bitch

An easy breezy bitch.

"Yo Chad I heard you hooked up with Jessica" yeah man she was a breezeline bitch

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022