Definitions by Slappdat

cum blasted lobster loads 

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

cum blasted lobster loads by Slappdat January 7, 2018

Two scoops for the price of one 

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

Two scoops for the price of one by Slappdat October 4, 2017

AfterShit 

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon

Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.

AfterShit by Slappdat September 19, 2016

lightning shit 

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well

john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out

lightning shit by Slappdat August 17, 2016

colossal shit 

a shit so enormous that most men don't live to tell the tale, although the ones that do usually lose most of their internal organs

I remember the day I took a colossal shit. my liver and lower intestine came out of me and so did 2 quarts of blood. they had to surgically remove my anus to let the shit come out. I am lucky to be alive today

colossal shit by Slappdat August 17, 2016

Kent wa 

A half ghetto, and half non-ghetto city in WA.

Kent wa east hill is pretty good.

Kent wa by slappdat April 21, 2013