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Muddy Pink Jammer

Similar to an alaskan pipeline, this move is when you start with anal, get some shit on the top of your dick, and stick it into the woman’s vagina.
Guy 1: “Dude Taylor let me give her a Muddy Pink Jammer last night, it was amazing, except there was a lot of shit on my dick. like golly there was poopy everywhere!”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”
by Slappdat June 10, 2018
mugGet the Muddy Pink Jammermug.

FMS

No, it does not mean fuck me sideways. Nor does it mean fuck my school. It stands for Flight Management System. It’s what the pilots use to calculate weight and balance, performa- wait shit people did you really fucking define this as “fuck me sideways”? really? who says this? whoever wrote that, if you’re on my flight, i’m kicking you off and plugging one less passenger into the FMS.
“hey captain, i think we gotta do a max performance takeoff today still. what’s the FMS saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”
by Slappdat October 1, 2019
mugGet the FMSmug.

cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.
You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”
by Slappdat January 7, 2018
mugGet the cum blasted lobster loadsmug.

AfterShit

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon
Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.
by Slappdat September 19, 2016
mugGet the AfterShitmug.

sloppy

a sexual innuendo referring to the act of giving sex. refers to some rough, unorthodox sex maneuvers.
bro, piercten gave me the sloppy last night
by Slappdat September 18, 2019
mugGet the sloppymug.

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!
by Slappdat October 4, 2017
mugGet the Two scoops for the price of onemug.

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