Slappdat's definitions
Similar to an alaskan pipeline, this move is when you start with anal, get some shit on the top of your dick, and stick it into the woman’s vagina.
Guy 1: “Dude Taylor let me give her a Muddy Pink Jammer last night, it was amazing, except there was a lot of shit on my dick. like golly there was poopy everywhere!”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”
by Slappdat June 10, 2018
Get the Muddy Pink Jammermug. No, it does not mean fuck me sideways. Nor does it mean fuck my school. It stands for Flight Management System. It’s what the pilots use to calculate weight and balance, performa- wait shit people did you really fucking define this as “fuck me sideways”? really? who says this? whoever wrote that, if you’re on my flight, i’m kicking you off and plugging one less passenger into the FMS.
“hey captain, i think we gotta do a max performance takeoff today still. what’s the FMS saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”
by Slappdat October 1, 2019
Get the FMSmug. by Slappdat January 7, 2018
Get the cum blasted lobster loadsmug. by Slappdat September 19, 2016
Get the AfterShitmug. a sexual innuendo referring to the act of giving sex. refers to some rough, unorthodox sex maneuvers.
by Slappdat September 18, 2019
Get the sloppymug. When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once
by Slappdat October 4, 2017
Get the Two scoops for the price of onemug.