13 definitions by Slappdat

cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.

“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”

by Slappdat January 7, 2018

lightning shit

shit that comes out of your ass so fast you can just barely pull your pants down before the toilet floods with shit. sometimes so quick your organs may come out as well

john took a lightning shit and his lower intestines came out

by Slappdat March 3, 2016

Leaner

(Leen-er) Adj. A derrogerory term towards a male, often an unpopular one.

Leaner: minecraft anime manga hogwarts
Me: what a leaner

by Slappdat October 22, 2018

Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 5, 2017

AfterShit

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon

Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.

by Slappdat September 20, 2016

Kent wa

A half ghetto, and half non-ghetto city in WA.

Kent wa east hill is pretty good.

by Slappdat April 21, 2013