Hand of god

Refers to a goal scored by Diego Maradona of Argentina against England in the quarter-finals of the 1986 World Cup. The first goal for Argentina was scored off of his hand but wasn't seen by the ref.

That was a Hand of God goal!

by Skin August 03, 2004

green giant

a girl who has her pussy licked out with sweetcorn in it

this bitch is a green giant!

by skin November 13, 2003

bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

McDonalds

A public toilet with attached restaurant facilities. The high standards of quality and cleanliness seen in the toilets do not apply to the food, however.

"I'll shit myself if I don't find a toilet soon..."
"Use the McDonalds, that's what it's there for."

by Skin January 17, 2005

Feltched Snowball

The act of giving someone a snowball after feltching them.

Al lovingly gave Bill a feltched snowball for allowing him the pleasure of anal intercourse.

by skin January 17, 2004

Dr. skipper

the ghetto verison of dr. pepper

kid: mommy, will you buy me a dr. pepper?
mother: no son, we are too poor. how about i buy you a dr. skipper instead?

by skin May 18, 2005

cherry vanilla dr. pepper

its dr. pepper with a taste of vanilla and cherry. its really good if you drink it ice cold right out of the can.

kid: mommy, will you buy me a cherry vanilla dr. pepper?
mother: no son, we are way too poor. how about i buy you a cherry vanilla dr. skipper instead?

by skin May 18, 2005