Skeeter McDougal's definitions
A Conversational Puma is a loud and opportunistic member of a conversation. The "puma" part comes from the person's tendency to "pounce" on you when you are trying to tell a story with loud interjections like "NO WAY" or "I KNOW". Though its debateable whether the conversational puma is truely interested in what you are saying or if he/she is just patronizing you, the story usually ends up being truncated for no other reason than to avoid being loudly interrupted.
This word was recently pioneered on the radio program Loveline by Adam Carolla.
This word was recently pioneered on the radio program Loveline by Adam Carolla.
Jesus christ, I hate that Suzy. I can't finish a single sentence with her without her pouncing on me with 'OMG' or something like that. She's such a conversational puma.
by Skeeter McDougal October 4, 2005
Get the conversational pumamug. Dark Dude Eating Oriental Delights.
This acronym was on the very funny show Reno 911! on Comedy Central. The episode in question was the homeland security episode in which African American officer Jonesy and an attractive Asian Homeland Security officer are riding in the car. She is quizzing him and asks him what DDEOD stands for to which he replied the above. Needless to say she was not impressed.
This acronym was on the very funny show Reno 911! on Comedy Central. The episode in question was the homeland security episode in which African American officer Jonesy and an attractive Asian Homeland Security officer are riding in the car. She is quizzing him and asks him what DDEOD stands for to which he replied the above. Needless to say she was not impressed.
Officer Kim: "Ok, whats DDEOD stand for?"
Officer Jones: ".....Dark Dude..Eating Oriental Delights?"
A Few Mins Pass
Officer Jones: "...I love you."
Officer Kim: "Yeah thats not workin.."
Officer Jones: ".....Dark Dude..Eating Oriental Delights?"
A Few Mins Pass
Officer Jones: "...I love you."
Officer Kim: "Yeah thats not workin.."
by Skeeter McDougal July 6, 2005
Get the ddeodmug. The term Rita Cosby can be assigned to any female who has a deep, throaty voice. The word itself is derived from Rita Cosby, a journalist, once on Fox News, has now moved over to MSNBC and has since then gotten her own show. Rita has an almost frighteningly deep voice that is more characteristic of a man in drag than a woman. Since getting her own show, her low-pitched voice has become one of her trademarks.
Mike:Yeah so what happened with that girl you went home with at the bar last night?
Jon:Well everything was going fine till I got her in my apartment and heard her talk. Shes a total Rita Cosby. I had to check her to see if she was sporting wood. Still boned her though...
Jon:Well everything was going fine till I got her in my apartment and heard her talk. Shes a total Rita Cosby. I had to check her to see if she was sporting wood. Still boned her though...
by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005
Get the rita cosbymug. This technique is good for a quick kill in Unreal Tournament 2004. The attacker needs to be on some sort of platform that is higher up than the target. In order to not be accused of being a rocket whore, this attack needs to be impromptu, not a result of camping. As the attacker sees somebody pass below him, the secondary fire button is held so that 3 rockets are loaded into the chambers of the rocket launcher. Just as the 3rd rocket starts loading, the used drops down directly over the victim and presses fire so that a tight formation of rockets incinerates his opponent right before he lands.
attacker: check this rocket driver out Tony... *drops down from ceiling whilst firing 3 rockets*
victim: FUCK!
Tony: I think I just shit my pants!!!11! You totally staeled teh cadny!111omgzbbbqhax
attacker: Shut up..
victim: FUCK!
Tony: I think I just shit my pants!!!11! You totally staeled teh cadny!111omgzbbbqhax
attacker: Shut up..
by Skeeter McDougal September 25, 2005
Get the rocket drivermug. Icebag is a (male) masturbatory technique in which a ziploc baggie is filled with ice or ice water. When one is pleasuring himself, the cold bag is held against the testicles. Many proponents of this technique claim that it increases both the intensity of the orgasm and the amount of semen ejected from the body.
Date didn't go well last night so I went home and decided it was time for an icebag. Good choice on my part.
by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005
Get the icebagmug. A carbo-dook is a contraction of 'carbonated dookie'. This can be seen when one takes a massive dump and for some reason said dookie has small bubbles coming off of it in the water.
Scientists have pondered as to why this happens for centuries. Some scientists suggest it is because of an excess of carbonated beverages in one's diet, whereas other scientists say those scientists are totally gay.
Scientists have pondered as to why this happens for centuries. Some scientists suggest it is because of an excess of carbonated beverages in one's diet, whereas other scientists say those scientists are totally gay.
Bob:Yeah so Bill's mom was being a total shig to me the other day?
Tom:junx! What did you do, dude?
Bob:Well I left her a carbo-dook in her washing machine and then I broke!
Tom:SHEIIIIIIIIT
Tom:junx! What did you do, dude?
Bob:Well I left her a carbo-dook in her washing machine and then I broke!
Tom:SHEIIIIIIIIT
by Skeeter McDougal September 22, 2005
Get the carbo-dookmug. Kari Byron is an extremly talented build team member/researcher on the Discovery Channel show Mythbusters. Kari Byron is usually assigned to tackle secondary myths on the show or assist the hosts in busting the larger-scale myths.
Kari Byron has a Bachelor's degree in film and sculpture which explains her proficiency serving on the build team of Mythbusters. Her artistic background ensures that no build is too far-fetched or difficult. Kari Byron's intellect and talent are nothing less than impressive and are very well suited to busting myths, urban legends and old wive's tales much to the delight of Mythbusters fans everywhere.
Interestingly enough, in addition to being so talented, Kari Byron has been confirmed as being the cutest redhead known to man. Do not dispute it.
Kari Byron has a Bachelor's degree in film and sculpture which explains her proficiency serving on the build team of Mythbusters. Her artistic background ensures that no build is too far-fetched or difficult. Kari Byron's intellect and talent are nothing less than impressive and are very well suited to busting myths, urban legends and old wive's tales much to the delight of Mythbusters fans everywhere.
Interestingly enough, in addition to being so talented, Kari Byron has been confirmed as being the cutest redhead known to man. Do not dispute it.
Kari Byron, helping to bust myths while ofsetting the show's geekiness with her sunny personality, beautiful smile and expertise in reckless demolition in the name of science.
by Skeeter McDougal September 28, 2005
Get the Kari Byronmug.