Skeeter McDougal's definitions
Wallet Fraud is a most heinous means of deception. Wallet Fraud takes place when a woman who knows that she is lacking in the booty department wears jeans just a little loose and puts a large wallet in one pocket and another item (sometimes a cell phone) in the other so as to create the illusion of a more voluminous posterior.
There is some level of plausable deniability involved because these items do have a purpose and could feasably be stored in the back pockets without any sort of nefarious intent, but one must remember that if this woman did in fact have a decent-sized badonkadonk, she wouldn't be obstructing the view of it with all sorts of paraphernalia.
There is some level of plausable deniability involved because these items do have a purpose and could feasably be stored in the back pockets without any sort of nefarious intent, but one must remember that if this woman did in fact have a decent-sized badonkadonk, she wouldn't be obstructing the view of it with all sorts of paraphernalia.
Bob: Hey man check out the ass on that girl over there. I can't see too well but its looking like we got a class 5 badonkadonk.
Joe: No man, I already scoped that one out. Texbook case of Wallet Fraud. I've already notified the authorities. They will be arriving shortly.
Joe: No man, I already scoped that one out. Texbook case of Wallet Fraud. I've already notified the authorities. They will be arriving shortly.
by Skeeter McDougal January 16, 2006
Get the Wallet Fraudmug. One of the many examples of why any band that feels they need to define themselves in terms of "Christian genre here" do so because they suck and can't make it being defined by their genre without the Christian tag on it. This is not to bash Christians, but to bash Norma Jean, who indeed suck.
Billy: Hey man have you ever heard Norma Jean?
Joey: No, I haven't how are they?
Billy: Well they really aren't very good actually.
Joey: Well then why the hell should I listen to them? What kinda music are they?
Billy: They are Christian Hardcore
Joey: OHHH, ok I'll go buy their CDs. I prefer my bands to have a positive Christian message to them, regardless of their lack of talent
Billy: Yeah me too. Plus they have really neato tshirts. Yay for Jesus!
Joey: No, I haven't how are they?
Billy: Well they really aren't very good actually.
Joey: Well then why the hell should I listen to them? What kinda music are they?
Billy: They are Christian Hardcore
Joey: OHHH, ok I'll go buy their CDs. I prefer my bands to have a positive Christian message to them, regardless of their lack of talent
Billy: Yeah me too. Plus they have really neato tshirts. Yay for Jesus!
by Skeeter McDougal May 1, 2006
Get the norma jeanmug. This phrase origionated in the popular GTA video game series. It can be found in one of the radio advertisements for diamonds, in which the voiceover suggests that when your significant other is acting up, you "chill that bitch out with ice" (ice meaning diamond jewelry).
Since its inception, this phrase is now used as a suggestion to somebody whose woman is being irritating or overbearing. It is important to note that when used as a suggestion, this phrase doesn't always mean that somebody should chill their woman out with lavish jewelry, but rather that they should chill her out by any means necessary. This phrase is often used when somebody is extremely fed up with a friend's significant other, and is a way to say that the situation must be taken care of post-haste.
Since its inception, this phrase is now used as a suggestion to somebody whose woman is being irritating or overbearing. It is important to note that when used as a suggestion, this phrase doesn't always mean that somebody should chill their woman out with lavish jewelry, but rather that they should chill her out by any means necessary. This phrase is often used when somebody is extremely fed up with a friend's significant other, and is a way to say that the situation must be taken care of post-haste.
Bob: "Hey man so are we going to hang out on friday?"
Angus: "Sure dude, its been a while since we hung out."
Bob's Girlfriend: "You promised you would take me to Bed Bath and Beyond and then to go see a play and then to do some other immasculating activities."
Bob: "Oh I forgot, sorry hunny."
Angus: "THATS IT, Bob. You need to chill that bitch out with ice before I beat your monkey ass."
Angus: "Sure dude, its been a while since we hung out."
Bob's Girlfriend: "You promised you would take me to Bed Bath and Beyond and then to go see a play and then to do some other immasculating activities."
Bob: "Oh I forgot, sorry hunny."
Angus: "THATS IT, Bob. You need to chill that bitch out with ice before I beat your monkey ass."
by Skeeter McDougal December 11, 2005
Get the Chill that bitch out with icemug. A nickname used exclusively by overweight women for their husbands. They think the rest of the world thinks it's cute that they call their husband hubby, when in fact it isn't.
Person A: So what plans do you have for this weekend.
Overweight wife: Well me and my hubby are going to go-
Person A: Fuck, forget I asked...
Overweight wife: Well me and my hubby are going to go-
Person A: Fuck, forget I asked...
by Skeeter McDougal July 20, 2006
Get the hubbymug. The satanic church was started in the 60's by Anton LaVey, so logic would follow that he would be able to define a satanist better than Oprah or whoever hosts Dateline or 20/20. A satanist doesn't believe in god or satan. A satanist is an atheist that believes people should be responsible for their actions.
Satanism itself addresses problems it finds with Judeo-Christian beliefs. They find that telling one's children that they should behave correctly not because its the decent thing to do but because some ridiculous land of fire will make their 'afterlife' really shitty is poor parenting.
The reason why satanists are thought of as scary people in black coats that sacrifice goats and abduct children springs from 2 sources. The first is sensationalist media outlets like Oprah and Dateline and 20/20 and all the daytime talk shows.
The second is the real reason why people believe these shows and thats the tendency of Christians to need to find evil where it doesn't exist. Christians themselves tend to be egotistical (because they only follow their faith when convenient) and like to feel more pious and self-righteous by creating an evil boogeyman that doesn't exist so they can blame society's decay on them.
Satanism itself addresses problems it finds with Judeo-Christian beliefs. They find that telling one's children that they should behave correctly not because its the decent thing to do but because some ridiculous land of fire will make their 'afterlife' really shitty is poor parenting.
The reason why satanists are thought of as scary people in black coats that sacrifice goats and abduct children springs from 2 sources. The first is sensationalist media outlets like Oprah and Dateline and 20/20 and all the daytime talk shows.
The second is the real reason why people believe these shows and thats the tendency of Christians to need to find evil where it doesn't exist. Christians themselves tend to be egotistical (because they only follow their faith when convenient) and like to feel more pious and self-righteous by creating an evil boogeyman that doesn't exist so they can blame society's decay on them.
Christian douchebag: Yeah so this little kid has gone missing, its gotta be the Satanists.
Non-idiot: Hmm, or it could be just a regular criminal.
Christian douchebag: No! Satanists ruin everything. Satanists make me ignore my faith by beating the hell out of my wife and sleeping with my secretary! Its okay though, as long as I go to church a lot and tell god I'm sorry for beating up my wife I'm good. Loopholes are great.
Non-idiot: Hmm, or it could be just a regular criminal.
Christian douchebag: No! Satanists ruin everything. Satanists make me ignore my faith by beating the hell out of my wife and sleeping with my secretary! Its okay though, as long as I go to church a lot and tell god I'm sorry for beating up my wife I'm good. Loopholes are great.
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
Get the satanistmug. Bo-Dunk is an adjective that is similar to bum fuck both phonetically and by meaning. Bo-dunk describes a very low-population town. Mostly these towns have a few general stores, perhaps a small supermarket, a post office and some quaint houses. The towns undoubtedly have at least 1 church because the inhabitants are generally right-wing christian folk.
Some people prefer to live in bo-dunk towns because of the simplicity and the neighborly attitude of the inhabitants. Others get a deep depression just driving past bo-dunk towns.
The town in Napoleon Dynamite could be described as a textbook bo-dunk town.
Some people prefer to live in bo-dunk towns because of the simplicity and the neighborly attitude of the inhabitants. Others get a deep depression just driving past bo-dunk towns.
The town in Napoleon Dynamite could be described as a textbook bo-dunk town.
Person A: Hi!
Person B: Hey dude, what's the shig? How's life in the hell that is Dehesa.
Person A: Shut up, dude. Living in Dehesa isn't that bad.
Person B: Dehesa is a bo-dunk shithole. You guys don't even have a post office. All the people in the town collect ceramic cows and shit like that.
Person A: Yeah you're right. I hate it here. This place is only good for old people and people who need to dump a body.
Person B: True.dat
Person B: Hey dude, what's the shig? How's life in the hell that is Dehesa.
Person A: Shut up, dude. Living in Dehesa isn't that bad.
Person B: Dehesa is a bo-dunk shithole. You guys don't even have a post office. All the people in the town collect ceramic cows and shit like that.
Person A: Yeah you're right. I hate it here. This place is only good for old people and people who need to dump a body.
Person B: True.dat
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
Get the bo-dunkmug. The term Rita Cosby can be assigned to any female who has a deep, throaty voice. The word itself is derived from Rita Cosby, a journalist, once on Fox News, has now moved over to MSNBC and has since then gotten her own show. Rita has an almost frighteningly deep voice that is more characteristic of a man in drag than a woman. Since getting her own show, her low-pitched voice has become one of her trademarks.
Mike:Yeah so what happened with that girl you went home with at the bar last night?
Jon:Well everything was going fine till I got her in my apartment and heard her talk. Shes a total Rita Cosby. I had to check her to see if she was sporting wood. Still boned her though...
Jon:Well everything was going fine till I got her in my apartment and heard her talk. Shes a total Rita Cosby. I had to check her to see if she was sporting wood. Still boned her though...
by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005
Get the rita cosbymug.