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The term Rita Cosby can be assigned to any female who has a deep, throaty voice. The word itself is derived from Rita Cosby, a journalist, once on Fox News, has now moved over to MSNBC and has since then gotten her own show. Rita has an almost frighteningly deep voice that is more characteristic of a man in drag than a woman. Since getting her own show, her low-pitched voice has become one of her trademarks.
Mike:Yeah so what happened with that girl you went home with at the bar last night?
Jon:Well everything was going fine till I got her in my apartment and heard her talk. Shes a total Rita Cosby. I had to check her to see if she was sporting wood. Still boned her though...
Jon:Well everything was going fine till I got her in my apartment and heard her talk. Shes a total Rita Cosby. I had to check her to see if she was sporting wood. Still boned her though...
by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005
Get the rita cosby mug.This technique is good for a quick kill in Unreal Tournament 2004. The attacker needs to be on some sort of platform that is higher up than the target. In order to not be accused of being a rocket whore, this attack needs to be impromptu, not a result of camping. As the attacker sees somebody pass below him, the secondary fire button is held so that 3 rockets are loaded into the chambers of the rocket launcher. Just as the 3rd rocket starts loading, the used drops down directly over the victim and presses fire so that a tight formation of rockets incinerates his opponent right before he lands.
attacker: check this rocket driver out Tony... *drops down from ceiling whilst firing 3 rockets*
victim: FUCK!
Tony: I think I just shit my pants!!!11! You totally staeled teh cadny!111omgzbbbqhax
attacker: Shut up..
victim: FUCK!
Tony: I think I just shit my pants!!!11! You totally staeled teh cadny!111omgzbbbqhax
attacker: Shut up..
by Skeeter McDougal September 25, 2005
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Billy: Hey man have you ever heard Norma Jean?
Joey: No, I haven't how are they?
Billy: Well they really aren't very good actually.
Joey: Well then why the hell should I listen to them? What kinda music are they?
Billy: They are Christian Hardcore
Joey: OHHH, ok I'll go buy their CDs. I prefer my bands to have a positive Christian message to them, regardless of their lack of talent
Billy: Yeah me too. Plus they have really neato tshirts. Yay for Jesus!
Joey: No, I haven't how are they?
Billy: Well they really aren't very good actually.
Joey: Well then why the hell should I listen to them? What kinda music are they?
Billy: They are Christian Hardcore
Joey: OHHH, ok I'll go buy their CDs. I prefer my bands to have a positive Christian message to them, regardless of their lack of talent
Billy: Yeah me too. Plus they have really neato tshirts. Yay for Jesus!
by Skeeter McDougal May 1, 2006
Get the norma jean mug.This phrase origionated in the popular GTA video game series. It can be found in one of the radio advertisements for diamonds, in which the voiceover suggests that when your significant other is acting up, you "chill that bitch out with ice" (ice meaning diamond jewelry).
Since its inception, this phrase is now used as a suggestion to somebody whose woman is being irritating or overbearing. It is important to note that when used as a suggestion, this phrase doesn't always mean that somebody should chill their woman out with lavish jewelry, but rather that they should chill her out by any means necessary. This phrase is often used when somebody is extremely fed up with a friend's significant other, and is a way to say that the situation must be taken care of post-haste.
Since its inception, this phrase is now used as a suggestion to somebody whose woman is being irritating or overbearing. It is important to note that when used as a suggestion, this phrase doesn't always mean that somebody should chill their woman out with lavish jewelry, but rather that they should chill her out by any means necessary. This phrase is often used when somebody is extremely fed up with a friend's significant other, and is a way to say that the situation must be taken care of post-haste.
Bob: "Hey man so are we going to hang out on friday?"
Angus: "Sure dude, its been a while since we hung out."
Bob's Girlfriend: "You promised you would take me to Bed Bath and Beyond and then to go see a play and then to do some other immasculating activities."
Bob: "Oh I forgot, sorry hunny."
Angus: "THATS IT, Bob. You need to chill that bitch out with ice before I beat your monkey ass."
Angus: "Sure dude, its been a while since we hung out."
Bob's Girlfriend: "You promised you would take me to Bed Bath and Beyond and then to go see a play and then to do some other immasculating activities."
Bob: "Oh I forgot, sorry hunny."
Angus: "THATS IT, Bob. You need to chill that bitch out with ice before I beat your monkey ass."
by Skeeter McDougal December 11, 2005
Get the Chill that bitch out with ice mug.Wallet Fraud is a most heinous means of deception. Wallet Fraud takes place when a woman who knows that she is lacking in the booty department wears jeans just a little loose and puts a large wallet in one pocket and another item (sometimes a cell phone) in the other so as to create the illusion of a more voluminous posterior.
There is some level of plausable deniability involved because these items do have a purpose and could feasably be stored in the back pockets without any sort of nefarious intent, but one must remember that if this woman did in fact have a decent-sized badonkadonk, she wouldn't be obstructing the view of it with all sorts of paraphernalia.
There is some level of plausable deniability involved because these items do have a purpose and could feasably be stored in the back pockets without any sort of nefarious intent, but one must remember that if this woman did in fact have a decent-sized badonkadonk, she wouldn't be obstructing the view of it with all sorts of paraphernalia.
Bob: Hey man check out the ass on that girl over there. I can't see too well but its looking like we got a class 5 badonkadonk.
Joe: No man, I already scoped that one out. Texbook case of Wallet Fraud. I've already notified the authorities. They will be arriving shortly.
Joe: No man, I already scoped that one out. Texbook case of Wallet Fraud. I've already notified the authorities. They will be arriving shortly.
by Skeeter McDougal January 16, 2006
Get the Wallet Fraud mug.As otherwise noted, Brazilian can refer to either a person from the country of Brazil or a type of female hair-removal waxing. However, Brazilian can also be used as an exaggerated and made up figure.
When something costs a lot of money or there's a lot of something, instead of using a random large number like a million or a billion or a zillion, so as to exaggerate the cost or amount of the item(s), one can say Brazilian to garner a chuckle or 2.
When something costs a lot of money or there's a lot of something, instead of using a random large number like a million or a billion or a zillion, so as to exaggerate the cost or amount of the item(s), one can say Brazilian to garner a chuckle or 2.
Sabine: Hey Mike, did you see that brand new BMW that just drove by? Why don't you get that car and scrap that piece of shit hooptie you drive?
Mike: Are you fucking kidding? I cant afford a BMW, they cost like a Brazilian dollars!
Sabine: Calm your broke ass down.
Mike: Are you fucking kidding? I cant afford a BMW, they cost like a Brazilian dollars!
Sabine: Calm your broke ass down.
by Skeeter McDougal October 6, 2005
Get the brazilian mug.Just as a marksman shows proficiency and skill with a gun, so does a wangsman with his wang. A wangsman is able to do all the elaborate and perhaps disgusting acts that can be researched on this very site.
No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
Wangsman: Yeah so the other night I pulled off a Sudanese Spunkbbuster last night on Starkeisha.
Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...
Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...
by Skeeter McDougal September 6, 2005
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