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Stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarrassing. It's based on the Friends episode, where Paul Rudd (Mike) takes Phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has Hepatitis because a pimp spit in her mouth.
I was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and I was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 20, 2020
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Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 9, 2020
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Her: Did you remember how my mom loved Sandra Bullock movies? So simple and funny, yet so good.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.
Me: My favorite is the Proposal with Ryan Reynolds and Betty White - they are all accidental capitalists.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018
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Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!
Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023
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Can you believe Monica? I babysat her cat, picked her up from the airport, and took her to the mall when her car was dead - but when I need a favor, and I wouldn't really call it a favor if she's my bestie, she disappears like a cockroach when the lights come on. Friends like that be testing my Jesus.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 20, 2023
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by Siouxsie Supertramp September 28, 2023
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Me: Well, I kicked Larry out last night. He's got to find a place to stay.
Her: Where's he going to stay?
Me: I don't know, he's never had a place of his own, he just bums off other people.
Her: I didn't know he was a hobosexual
Her: Where's he going to stay?
Me: I don't know, he's never had a place of his own, he just bums off other people.
Her: I didn't know he was a hobosexual
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 9, 2021
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