Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

Two inches left

Like a gold digger, this person marries for money, but the catch is they have to be old to the point that they only two inches left

Me: Did you see that Amanda from high school married that rich dude with all that money and can only get around in a wheelchair.
Her: I'm thinking that she thinks he has only two inches left.

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020

Grammar Outlaw

A grammar outlaw is the opposite of a grammar nazi. Grammar outlaws will use a group pronoun instead of a singular she or he, for instance, grammatically correct, but just because it fits better. Grammar outlaws can - or is that may - use words that flow for conversational purposes.

Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know. CAN, you?
Me: Listen (bitch). You think me a grammar outlaw, but I'm not. This is not a failure to communicate. You know exactly what I mean. When colloquialisms become ubiquitious, everyone understands their meaning. Now CAN you write me the pass or not

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 30, 2020

Decade Barrier

A decade barrier is when you are so broke that you can't afford a car that was made in the same decade.

Me: I just bought a 2017 Chevy Cruze. I haven't bought a car since 2006!
Them: That's great - you broke the decade barrier.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 5, 2020

Taste the blackout

When I drink is so good, you know you're going to drink until you blackout.

Him: How's your Long Island Iced Tea?
Me: I can taste taste the blackout.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 5, 2020

Precautionary Pee

A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.

Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

Drunk Envy

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.

Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

like jujubees

Taling pills in rapid succession.

Them: How are feeling after the surgery?
Me: I am in SO much pain. I'm taking my percs like jujubees.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 24, 2020