Siouxsie Supertramp's definitions

non-binary relationship

People tend to think of relationships as binary. You are either in a committed relationship or you are single. A non-binary relationship is where you are fucking someone, but also free to fuck other people - like friends with benefits or the dreaded "it's complicated" relationship status.

Him: so who is this guy you are seeing.
Me: Well I don't know if I would call it all that -we are free to be with other people too - its a non-binary relationship.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 1, 2021

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny is a term for a superficial, shallow women who seems so enticing at first. Upon further review, she's as hollow as an Easter Bunny.

She's so beautiful, but couldn't be more shallow if you tried. She's like an Easter Bunny

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 28, 2023

Precautionary Pee

A precautionary pee is when you go to the bathroom to avoid a possible stop that is less convenient later down the road.

Him: Hey - we're about to pass a rest stop. Do you have to go to the bathroom?
Me: I don't think so - stop anyways, I'll take a precautionary pee.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

demon farts

Any odor or noise that comes from your furnace.

Me: I hate when the furnace is just fired up in the fall, it smells and it's noisy.
Them: Time to get used to those demon farts. Once up and running, they diminish.
Me: Right? I just have to get used to it.

by Siouxsie Supertramp May 3, 2018

homewrecker

The homewrecker is the 24 to 30 pack of beer like keystone light. The alcoholism destroys the family.

Me: So how are things going at home.
Him: Not to good, it's only 11 a.m. and he just bought a homewrecker

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 11, 2019

Bosnian Mountain Time

Bosnian Mountain Time is the time that you leave the party and/or bar after intending to "just have one drink and leave."

Me: Just so you know, I'm planning on leaving at nine.
Jen: Ok me too
Me: Oh shit it's after nine.
Jen: Let's leave at nine o'clock Central Time
(time goes by drinks flow)
Me and Jen: We are leaving at nine o'clock Pacific Time (shots glasses clinking)
(time goes by and drinks flow - bar is closing)
Jen: What time zone are we leaving at?
Me: Fuck we're on Bosnian Mountain Time now (said so slurry sub-titles are needed)

by Siouxsie Supertramp August 15, 2020

whizcrip

A whizcrip is a person who's life is compromised in one area for being differently abled, but excelling in another due to a gift.

Steven Hawking was one helluva a whizcrip; he may have had ALS, but he was one of the greatest geniuses of our time.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023