Silky Smooth's definitions
by Silky Smooth December 2, 2003
Get the j lomug. If you want to be on "Behind the Music," you must:
1) start a band and play seedy nightclubs in New York or Los Angeles or Chicago or Atlanta;
2) get discovered, get a record deal, go triple-platinum, have 3 number one videos on "TRL," and make mad cash money;
3) develop a drug addiction or gambling habit or drinking problem and loose everything;
4) hit rock bottom; and
5) enter re-hab or find Jesus.
1) start a band and play seedy nightclubs in New York or Los Angeles or Chicago or Atlanta;
2) get discovered, get a record deal, go triple-platinum, have 3 number one videos on "TRL," and make mad cash money;
3) develop a drug addiction or gambling habit or drinking problem and loose everything;
4) hit rock bottom; and
5) enter re-hab or find Jesus.
by Silky Smooth November 26, 2003
Get the Behind the Musicmug. Shakira's booty-shake is hypnotic!
by Silky Smooth December 2, 2003
Get the shakiramug. a metaphor used to describe something that is both highly conspicuous and embarrassing; a church service is supposed to be both quiet and solemn and any fart in church would be conspicuous and embarrassing
by Silky Smooth December 18, 2003
Get the fart in church, amug. /noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice
by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003
Get the ass creammug. "Fatal Attraction" is a movie about a married man who has an adulterous one-night stand. Then the woman he slept with stalks him and terrorizes his family.
by Silky Smooth February 16, 2004
Get the fatal attractionmug. Cat Fights are cool!
by Silky Smooth October 23, 2003
Get the cat fightmug.