Silky Smooth's definitions

shakira

A talented singer/songwriter from Colombia who dances like a madwoman!

Shakira's booty-shake is hypnotic!

by Silky Smooth December 2, 2003

beer goggles

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!

by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003

sports guy

A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!

Sports guy is a fucking loser!

by Silky Smooth October 17, 2003

goon

1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money

1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004

donkey show

an obscene performance in which a woman copulates with a literal jackass

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

Hookah

The hookah was inventend in India as a means of smoking TOBACCO. Turkish hookahs seem to be the most popular. Westerners adopted it as a means of smoking MARIJUANA.

Light up the hookah!

by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

halloween

Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.

Halloween is now an excuse for children to dress up and beg for candy!

by Silky Smooth October 28, 2003