Silky Smooth's definitions

San Juan

City and capitol of the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico; it is the oldest municipality in the United States of America

FOUNDED: 1521

POPULATION: 437,745 (as of the year 2000)

by Silky Smooth November 19, 2003

Motley Crue

The greatest 80's hair band EVER with hits like "Girls Girls Girls," "Dr. Feelgood," and "Home Sweet Home!" Motley MUTHAFUCKIN Crue fuckin rules, dude!

Those guys in Motley Crue are some bad mutha SHUT YO MOUTH!

by Silky Smooth October 27, 2003

first rule of warfare

"We can always beat the French!"

Originally developped by the Italians and confirmed by the Moors!

by Silky Smooth April 16, 2004

sandwich action

a heterosexual three-way sex session, involving either two men and one woman or two women and one man; as opposed to a "choo-choo' (which involves three gay men or three lesbians)

Last night I got sandwich action with Gina and Maria!

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004

shakira

A talented singer/songwriter from Colombia who dances like a madwoman!

Shakira's booty-shake is hypnotic!

by Silky Smooth December 2, 2003

greasy pierre

a "butt release"

rubbing your dick in her ass crack until you cum

Yo mama gave me a greay pierre last night!

by Silky Smooth April 13, 2004

pimpmobile

A "pimpmobile" is a modified Cadillac from the late-70's or early-80's. It usually has a hyrdraulic system to make it bounce. All "pimpmobiles" have expensive sound systems. "Pimpmobiles" are painted loud colors, like gold, green (the color of money), or purple (the color of a king's robe).

Yeah, baby, I know you wanna ride in my pimpmobile. Let me pop some Marvin Gaye in my CD player!

by Silky Smooth November 18, 2003