Silky Smooth's definitions
Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.
by Silky Smooth October 28, 2003
Get the halloweenmug. A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!
by Silky Smooth October 17, 2003
Get the sports guymug. phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"
When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!
by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003
Get the beer gogglesmug. 1) a cross-dressing man who actually looks like a woman; or
2) a man who either had a sex change operation or in undergoing hormone treatment to become a woman
2) a man who either had a sex change operation or in undergoing hormone treatment to become a woman
I don't have a problem with cross-dressers per se. My problem is when you can't tell that "she" is really a "he!"
by Silky Smooth March 10, 2004
Get the he shemug. by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004
Get the 80's guy/girlmug. Moonshine is illegally distilled homemade whisky, usually with a very high alcohol content. It got its name because it was normally distilled at night "by the light of the moon." Most moonshine is distilled in West Virginia, Kentucky and Virginia.
The only reason that moonshine is illegal is because there anyone who distills spirits in the U.S. has to pay a federal tax. Moonshiners don't pay the tax. Local police usually ignore moonshiners because "they ain't hurtin' anyone."
by Silky Smooth January 27, 2004
Get the moonshinemug. Male porn stars have names that refer to penis size. Female porn stars have normal first names and exotic last names.
by Silky Smooth March 3, 2004
Get the porn star namemug.