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halloween

Halloween was originally a pagan Irish holy festival. When Ireland converted to Roman Catholicism, the Church gave Halloween a Christian connotation.
Halloween is now an excuse for children to dress up and beg for candy!
by Silky Smooth October 28, 2003
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redneck trifecta

redneck's 3 favorite things
by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003
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high school hero

This is the guy/girl in high school who was "The Shit" in high school. We're talking captain of the football team or head cheerleader or all-state sports maniac or prom queen or whatever. This is the guy who made all the girls wet or the girl all the guys wanted to fuck. You know "Big Man/Woman on Campus." Ten Years Later, he or she is an alcoholic with 15 bastard brats and a part-time job that pays $6.50 an hour.
"High school heros" end up real life wastes of space.
by Silky Smooth March 8, 2004
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metrosexual

A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!
A woman should never date a metrosexual. He might steal her beauty products!
by Silky Smooth May 4, 2004
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fatal attraction

"Fatal Attraction" is a movie about a married man who has an adulterous one-night stand. Then the woman he slept with stalks him and terrorizes his family.
That bitch is crazy! She's liable to go "Fatal Attraction" on your ass.
by Silky Smooth February 16, 2004
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ass cream

/noun/ slang term for the medicated ointment used in treating hemorrhoids; called so because it is applied to the anal orifice
Where did I put my ass cream? My hemorrhoids are killing me!
by Silky Smooth November 14, 2003
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cat fight

When two women fight HARDCORE style, usually resulting in someone being bloddied and incapacitated
by Silky Smooth October 23, 2003
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