Shwaggy's definitions

oy gevalt

Yiddish phrase. exclamation of surprise, incredulity, or simply used to emphasize a statement. often used when kvetching. alt. spelling: oy gevaldt

oy gevalt! don't scare me like that.
oy gevalt, not again.
oy gevalt, that was a long drive!

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

Bill Clinton

Incredibly able president who reduced the national debt to the lowest point in decades who was attacked and nearly impeached for something that over half of all presidents did and no one gave a shit. now used as an alternative to Bush suppporters rather than actually arguing their point.

"At least Bush didn't have sex and lie about it. He may have fucked our economy and our country, but he hasn't had extramarital sex (that we know of)!"

by Shwaggy November 13, 2003

Jewish Holiday

A holiday celebrated by Jews. notably Passover (Pesah), Hanukkah, Purim, Yom Kippur, and Rosh Hashanah. all but two can be broken down to "There were bad guys, we beat em, lets eat!" ;)

There's always more than you can eat at our Passover seder.

by Shwaggy November 13, 2003

ninny

Shortened version of nincompoop, a silly, idiotic person. can be used affectionately.

you went into the girls bathroom by mistake? you ninny!

by Shwaggy November 18, 2003

Judaism

the first monotheistic religion, basis of two of today's other major religions (Christianity and Islam). The Jewish holy book is the Torah, which is the basis for the Christian Old Testament. Judaism, except in its orthodox form, is probably the most accepting and loosest of the major religions of the Western Hemisphere. Sadly, its followers have been persecuted and ridiculed throughout the ages, and have always been misunderstood by the ignorant.

yes, I am a Jew. and to those of you who have said we are going to hell, remember that there is only one true judge of that, so don't be so arrogant as to put yourself in that position.

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

kvetch

Yiddish. a lesser form of complaining. never done with that well-known whiny voice of complaint.

oy gevalt, what a day. mind if I kvetch a little?

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

meth

A drug that bums use. Short for methamphetamine.

You smoke meth, bro?
Hell yeah.

by Shwaggy August 29, 2016