Shwaggy's definitions

swag

Scientific Wild-Ass Guess

"How did you figure out the meaning of life, Joe?"
"oh, I just made a swag and got lucky."

by Shwaggy December 3, 2003

oy gevalt

Yiddish phrase. exclamation of surprise, incredulity, or simply used to emphasize a statement. often used when kvetching. alt. spelling: oy gevaldt

oy gevalt! don't scare me like that.
oy gevalt, not again.
oy gevalt, that was a long drive!

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

Bill Clinton

Incredibly able president who reduced the national debt to the lowest point in decades who was attacked and nearly impeached for something that over half of all presidents did and no one gave a shit. now used as an alternative to Bush suppporters rather than actually arguing their point.

"At least Bush didn't have sex and lie about it. He may have fucked our economy and our country, but he hasn't had extramarital sex (that we know of)!"

by Shwaggy November 13, 2003

yiddish

bastard language of Hebrew and German, used because until recently the Hebrew language was not conducive to conversation. every word is filled with untranslatable connotations, which makes it an excellent swearing language. also holds the most potent insult in the world: paskudnyak

spoken often in New York without actual knowledge of meanings. Almost always heard in combination with English.

Classic yiddish words: shlep, schmuck, klutz, mensch, bagel, and the wonderful -nik nouns (beatnik, nogoodnik...)

by Shwaggy September 6, 2004

meth

A drug that bums use. Short for methamphetamine.

You smoke meth, bro?
Hell yeah.

by Shwaggy August 29, 2016

ninny

Shortened version of nincompoop, a silly, idiotic person. can be used affectionately.

you went into the girls bathroom by mistake? you ninny!

by Shwaggy November 18, 2003

Jewish Holiday

A holiday celebrated by Jews. notably Passover (Pesah), Hanukkah, Purim, Yom Kippur, and Rosh Hashanah. all but two can be broken down to "There were bad guys, we beat em, lets eat!" ;)

There's always more than you can eat at our Passover seder.

by Shwaggy November 13, 2003