Shwaggy's definitions

swag

Scientific Wild-Ass Guess

"How did you figure out the meaning of life, Joe?"
"oh, I just made a swag and got lucky."

by Shwaggy December 3, 2003

jewish mother

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.

be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.

by Shwaggy February 13, 2004

George W Bush

Republican President 2000-2004, ex-governor of Texas, son of President George H W Bush, brother of Governor Jeb Bush of Florida. Graduated from Yale, and was a member of the Texas Air National Guard during the Vietnam War. Center of much controversy, beginning with his military record, then suspicious mishandled counts that won him the election by only 500 votes in his brother's state, then with his extended vacations prior to 9-11, his response to 9-11 and the ensuing War in Iraq, and finally alleged connections with the 527 group SwiftBoat Veterans for Truth, an ANti-Kerry agency. also the butt of many jokes because of his difficulty with speaking. Instated the No Child Left Behind policy, as well as the controversial Patriot Act, and is well known for his tax cuts and support of the proposed gay marriage ammendment.

now this isn't a bush-hating def. its a list of controversial topics surrounding his presidency. Tried to be as impartial as I could.

by Shwaggy September 6, 2004

meth

A drug that bums use. Short for methamphetamine.

You smoke meth, bro?
Hell yeah.

by Shwaggy August 29, 2016

Bill Clinton

Incredibly able president who reduced the national debt to the lowest point in decades who was attacked and nearly impeached for something that over half of all presidents did and no one gave a shit. now used as an alternative to Bush suppporters rather than actually arguing their point.

"At least Bush didn't have sex and lie about it. He may have fucked our economy and our country, but he hasn't had extramarital sex (that we know of)!"

by Shwaggy November 13, 2003

oy gevalt

Yiddish phrase. exclamation of surprise, incredulity, or simply used to emphasize a statement. often used when kvetching. alt. spelling: oy gevaldt

oy gevalt! don't scare me like that.
oy gevalt, not again.
oy gevalt, that was a long drive!

by Shwaggy November 14, 2003

Jewish Holiday

A holiday celebrated by Jews. notably Passover (Pesah), Hanukkah, Purim, Yom Kippur, and Rosh Hashanah. all but two can be broken down to "There were bad guys, we beat em, lets eat!" ;)

There's always more than you can eat at our Passover seder.

by Shwaggy November 13, 2003